Screen doors make me scream
Sep 26th 2006, 2:50 am
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Screen doors make me scream
Can anybody tell me how long you have to live here before you stop walking into the screen door? I do it everyday and even my missus no longer finds it amusing or endearing. I actually broke her fathers screen door last week - they were all very nice about it but I felt like a bit of a tw*t (or twod as my OH says).
And why do americans seem to think that you are perfectly safe in your bed so long as the screen door is closed. Are these people insane?!?!??
Oh so much to learn
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And why do americans seem to think that you are perfectly safe in your bed so long as the screen door is closed. Are these people insane?!?!??
Oh so much to learn
((
Sep 26th 2006, 3:01 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
Can anybody tell me how long you have to live here before you stop walking into the screen door? I do it everyday and even my missus no longer finds it amusing or endearing. I actually broke her fathers screen door last week - they were all very nice about it but I felt like a bit of a tw*t (or twod as my OH says).
And why do americans seem to think that you are perfectly safe in your bed so long as the screen door is closed. Are these people insane?!?!??
Oh so much to learn((
And why do americans seem to think that you are perfectly safe in your bed so long as the screen door is closed. Are these people insane?!?!??
Oh so much to learn
((And a big yellow taxi took away my old man...
When I heard that song years ago, I didnt know what a screen door was!
Sep 26th 2006, 3:08 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Memoties of a really old sparks song:-
A picket fence, I leaped it
Through your screen door, I gotta meet you...
It's about OPERA!
A picket fence, I leaped it
Through your screen door, I gotta meet you...
It's about OPERA!
Sep 26th 2006, 3:14 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by Bradford Lass
Late last night I heard the screen door slam
And a big yellow taxi took away my old man...
When I heard that song years ago, I didnt know what a screen door was!
And a big yellow taxi took away my old man...
When I heard that song years ago, I didnt know what a screen door was!
Sep 26th 2006, 3:19 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
Can anybody tell me how long you have to live here before you stop walking into the screen door? I do it everyday and even my missus no longer finds it amusing or endearing. I actually broke her fathers screen door last week - they were all very nice about it but I felt like a bit of a tw*t (or twod as my OH says).
And why do americans seem to think that you are perfectly safe in your bed so long as the screen door is closed. Are these people insane?!?!??
Oh so much to learn((
And why do americans seem to think that you are perfectly safe in your bed so long as the screen door is closed. Are these people insane?!?!??
Oh so much to learn
((
My front door is locked as well and the screen door being shut at all times while I'm in the house, best to be on the safe side 
Sep 26th 2006, 3:28 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by britvic
They are a pain yes, especially getting back in with bag's of shopping, so if you put it on the hold thing then you just end up with a house full of flies My front door is locked as well and the screen door being shut at all times while I'm in the house, best to be on the safe side
My front door is locked as well and the screen door being shut at all times while I'm in the house, best to be on the safe side
Sep 26th 2006, 3:31 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
My lovely wife to be always goes to bed and forgets to lock the door, and this after months and months of UK living!! They are so trusting in the mid-west!!! lol
Sep 26th 2006, 3:39 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by britvic
Well it's best you dont change your ways to much then, at least you'll sleep better
Sep 26th 2006, 3:43 am
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Err...it's f**king September people..you can take the bloody things off now for a few months if you live above the Mason Dixon.
Sep 26th 2006, 3:45 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
"Somewhere a screen door slammed
Somewhere, someplace, somebody's killing a man..."
Was just listening to that at the weekend.....
Could be worse I guess.
Somewhere, someplace, somebody's killing a man..."
Was just listening to that at the weekend.....
Could be worse I guess.
Sep 26th 2006, 3:46 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
I would if not for this bloody flu and the constant diet of Tacos that has got me up and down all night, oh dear, you don't wanna know!! he he
shit stuff, no wonder your up and down. Dont the Mrs cook for ya then?
Sep 26th 2006, 3:50 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by britvic
Tacos shit stuff, no wonder your up and down. Dont the Mrs cook for ya then?
shit stuff, no wonder your up and down. Dont the Mrs cook for ya then?
Sep 26th 2006, 3:55 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by rushman
Err...it's f**king September people..you can take the bloody things off now for a few months if you live above the Mason Dixon.
Winters even on the way darn sarf...1st day without aircon today - yeehaw.
Sep 26th 2006, 3:56 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
Yeah, tacos
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Sep 26th 2006, 3:57 am
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Re: Screen doors make me scream
Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
Winters even on the way darn sarf...1st day without aircon today - yeehaw.