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Old Dec 17th 2005, 5:44 am
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Ring Ring

Rushman: "Hello"

Stupid teenage girl: "Is (insert daughters name here) there?"

Rushman: "Yes"

Pause.... CLICK.......Rushman hangs up
less than 1 minute later

Ring Ring
Rushman: "Hello"

Stupid teenage girl: "We got cut off, is (insert daughters name here) still there"?

Rushman: "We didn't get cut off, I hung up...I thought the conversation was over"

Stupid teenage girl: "But I asked to speak to (insert daughters name here)".

Rushman: "No you didn't. You asked if she was here that's all."

Stupid teenage girl: "Well that means I want to speak to her".

Rushman: "In what language?"

Stupid teenage girl: "Eh?"

Rushman: "You asked if she was here...not if you could speak to her"

Stupid teenage girl: "It's the same thing"

Rushman: "Is it bollo......no it's not.

Stupid teenage girl (with a wee bit of a stroppy tone): "Well it is to me"

At this point I could see I was talking to a brick wall....CLICK

within 15 seconds Ring Ring

Rushman: "Hello"

Stupid teenage girl: "Is (insert daughters name here) there and can I talk to her".

Rushman: "No she's not here now, she just went to the store with her mother....and one other thing"

Stupid teenage girl: "Yeah?"

Rushman: "You forgot to say "P L E A S E"!!

CLICK


I hate answering the phone in this house, it's never for me unless it's bad news and I'm always greeted by some attittude laden teenager with the communication skills of a doughnut.
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Old Dec 17th 2005, 5:49 am
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Well thanks for hanging up on me three times...so now, while I've got you online...is your bleedin' daughter available for a good damn shaggin' or what???

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Originally Posted by syllk
Well thanks for hanging up on me three time...so now, while I've got you online...is your bleedin' daughter available for a good damn shaggin'???
Well seeing as you sounded so much like a 13 year old girl on the phone I'd say that when she is up for a "good damn shaggin'" she be better of with someone a wee bit more masculine than you. Say....Duncan Norvell, John Inman or Julian Clary
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Originally Posted by rushman
Well seeing as you sounded so much like a 13 year old girl on the phone I'd say that when she is up for a "good damn shaggin'" she be better of with someone a wee bit more masculine than you. Say....Duncan Norvell, John Inman or Julian Clary
Oh, I thought she sounded like Bonnie Langford...
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Old Dec 17th 2005, 6:24 am
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I get the Tampa Bay tribune calling regularly

Hello ..I'm Doris I am with the Tampa Bay tribune

ME... Well I hope you both will be very happy together ..thanks for
letting me know .. click...

Works every time ..
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oooh i'm loving the santa theme
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Originally Posted by rushman
I hate answering the phone in this house, it's never for me unless it's bad news and I'm always greeted by some attittude laden teenager with the communication skills of a doughnut.

I turn the ringer off. If they leave a voice mail, then I guess it was important and I'll get around to it. Phones are supposed to be a convenience, not another thing on the list of stuff to hate
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Originally Posted by syllk
Well thanks for hanging up on me three times...so now, while I've got you online...is your bleedin' daughter available for a good damn shaggin' or what???
dont forget to say PLEASE!!

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Conversation between Stupid teenage girl and (insert daughters name here)

Stupid teenage girl: Your Dad is, like, an asshole

(insert daughters name here) : like totally

Stupid teenage girl: yeah, like totally

(insert daughters name here) : totally

Stupid teenage girl: totally gnarlly

(insert daughters name here): like totally, gnarlly, like totally

Stupid teenage girl: like totally

(insert daughters name here): Green Day are, like totally, cool

Stupid teenage girl: like totally dude

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i hate the people that call and ask...
hello is this mr (insert ex girlfriends last name here).
No he doesnt exist
Well i have a special offer just for you..
Erm, no cos mr (ex girlfriends last name) doesnt exist, so how can the offer be just for me??
at this point the genius on the other end of the phone has NO idea what to say! infact, i think they dont speak english and they just have a sheet of things to say in response to what you say... and if you stray from that they are totally lost..

Next time im going to answer WIBBLE to everything they say!
grrrrrrrr
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Originally Posted by Chorlton
I turn the ringer off. If they leave a voice mail, then I guess it was important and I'll get around to it. Phones are supposed to be a convenience, not another thing on the list of stuff to hate
Thats exactly what I do. And Rushman that was bloody funny
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Old Dec 19th 2005, 12:13 pm
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Originally Posted by rushman
Ring Ring

Rushman: "Hello"

Stupid teenage girl: "Is (insert daughters name here) there?"

Rushman: "Yes"

Pause.... CLICK.......Rushman hangs up
less than 1 minute later

Ring Ring
Rushman: "Hello"

Stupid teenage girl: "We got cut off, is (insert daughters name here) still there"?

Rushman: "We didn't get cut off, I hung up...I thought the conversation was over"

Stupid teenage girl: "But I asked to speak to (insert daughters name here)".

Rushman: "No you didn't. You asked if she was here that's all."

Stupid teenage girl: "Well that means I want to speak to her".

Rushman: "In what language?"

Stupid teenage girl: "Eh?"

Rushman: "You asked if she was here...not if you could speak to her"

Stupid teenage girl: "It's the same thing"

Rushman: "Is it bollo......no it's not.

Stupid teenage girl (with a wee bit of a stroppy tone): "Well it is to me"

At this point I could see I was talking to a brick wall....CLICK

within 15 seconds Ring Ring

Rushman: "Hello"

Stupid teenage girl: "Is (insert daughters name here) there and can I talk to her".

Rushman: "No she's not here now, she just went to the store with her mother....and one other thing"

Stupid teenage girl: "Yeah?"

Rushman: "You forgot to say "P L E A S E"!!

CLICK


I hate answering the phone in this house, it's never for me unless it's bad news and I'm always greeted by some attittude laden teenager with the communication skills of a doughnut.

Its when you carry on this behavior at work that i think you create problems!
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Old Dec 19th 2005, 2:09 pm
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Read the OP's post and all I could think of afterwards is "doughnuts with attitude"...
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Old Dec 19th 2005, 5:08 pm
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Originally Posted by CarlM
Its when you carry on this behavior at work that i think you create problems!
Now THAT sounds like a fun way to spend to spend an afternoon at work....
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Old Dec 19th 2005, 5:10 pm
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Originally Posted by basementwaj
i hate the people that call and ask...
hello is this mr (insert ex girlfriends last name here).
No he doesnt exist
Well i have a special offer just for you..
Erm, no cos mr (ex girlfriends last name) doesnt exist, so how can the offer be just for me??
at this point the genius on the other end of the phone has NO idea what to say! infact, i think they dont speak english and they just have a sheet of things to say in response to what you say... and if you stray from that they are totally lost..

Next time im going to answer WIBBLE to everything they say!
grrrrrrrr
I used to tell them I'll agree to their offer as long as they guarantee it's free.... usually they tell you it's reduced, not free... then I tell them that's my offer.. .take it or leave it and hang up.... Mind you - With the do not call list now, I don;t get to give them a hard time as tehy never call any more...
Although.... "Wibble" is always a good saying...
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