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Originally Posted by CarlM
Its safe to say most Brits are aware of their shortcomings - and we also love to laugh at our fish-belly white countrymen on the beach, and our ludicrous attempts at speaking other languages. But for us its all about fun.
Why does any comment that an American doesnt like end up categorized as Anti-American..?
Do I think people here are anti-American? No, absolutely not. Do I think some people here hold America up to an impossible standard and single America out in criticising failings that exist in every other country? Absolutely. I saw hypocracy in this particular thread and tried to point it out. My comments definitely don't extend to any other thread.
You need to lighten up, and not take it personally - we all took the time, and made the effort and commitment to move here (to the land of free speech!) and we are Brits sharing Brit humor.
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Originally Posted by mandpete
American supermarkets also have rows of empty shelves.
1 They were doing maintenance
2 When improvements to the store layout or expansion took place.
The only times any shelves got depleted in stock was when it was very busy, like at Christmas but it was policy to restock asap.
I've now moved out of my family home and share a flat with two other blokes in central Edinburgh so now I have the thrill
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And no perishable foodstuff on display is ever going bad or mouldy like one of you guys said happens where he lives. If it does it's very rare and something that got through to display by accident. All Tesco stores I know for certain make sure of that and I reckon all the others do as well as I've never found bad stuff at Sainsbury's, Morrisons, Asda etc. Sell by dates are very strictly monitored.
It's mega stupid to say stores in England "are empty for days"...that Yank girl is either mega loopy or wasn't sure which city or country she was in at any given time. Only an American could possibly confuse London with Moscow. Maybe she was doing something like "if it's July then this is Moscow" but she either lost her diary or forgot to change her calendar or whatever. A lot of what she wrote was just crapito.
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[QUOTE=Lothianlad] Only an American could possibly confuse London with Moscow.
Hmmm, is this a slam?
Hmmm, is this a slam?
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Being a tad unfair here ... My wife (American) see things in the UK totally different from myself ... Any South Londoner will know Tooting Broadway market as a total stinking craphole.. She see's it as a totally exciting place to be ..
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Originally Posted by Lothianlad
A lot of what she wrote was just crapito.
LOL: you should save your own posts to read when you reach the ripe old age of 30.
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Originally Posted by meauxna
As opposed to everything of yours that I've read.
LOL: you should save your own posts to read when you reach the ripe old age of 30.
LOL: you should save your own posts to read when you reach the ripe old age of 30.
"Gosh, how long did that take?" was the reply..........
stupidity needs no passports.
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He doesn't understand a slam.....
Ignorance is bliss or some such thing, I could say more, but then I lower myself.
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Only an American could possibly confuse London with Moscow.
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Hmmm, is this a slam?
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The north is blended with Scottish and is sometimes unintelligible, the south sounds more open and proper. Even east London has its own dialect, commonly called “Cockney” English, which can be heard in my favorite British soap opera, Eastenders
I do not sound like a F****** jock, Jimmy. Proper? Eastenders?
Where did she go? At least she didn't say 'Scotch'
I do not sound like a F****** jock, Jimmy. Proper? Eastenders?
Where did she go? At least she didn't say 'Scotch'
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Originally Posted by Ray
Being a tad unfair here ... My wife (American) see things in the UK totally different from myself ... Any South Londoner will know Tooting Broadway market as a total stinking craphole.. She see's it as a totally exciting place to be ..
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I've heard far worse....from much better!!
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