Partystar

Hell yeah I would, like I said before, I'd be 'doing lunch' 3 times a day!!! I'd also have a colour co-ordinated wardrobe, dinner cooked every night, a spotless house, my Christmas cards done 3 months early & be able to reply to every thread & reply on here!!!

Rushman

You practising then?

snowbunny

Only so long as you look good and can perform.

Rushman

Thanks for the visual!! NOT!!!!

snowbunny

Oh! do you want some visuals?

Rushman

Not visuals of AWPJ's looking good while performing, ta very much!!!

Partystar

hahaha, I try to keep up, just end up neglecting my son a bit, but he doesn't mind, to him his toys are much more interesting than anything you guys say, although you all have me in stitches!!! I really hope he grows up with a British sense of humour!!! I'll have to make him watch some Jack Dee etc!

Chorlton

As a certain office boss said, "If work was so good then the rich would have kept more of it for themselves"

TN-Dave

Unfortunately, most 'Merikans I know wouldn't appreciate his sarcasrm and sense of humour........ but I miss it ! ...

mandpete

Since joining BE in August 2003 I average 0.82 posts a day and most of them were doing the word games a couple of months ago.

I'm a stay at home Mum/Wife and none of the above apply to me, apart from my house being spotless until the kids come home from school, and after 3 years I am absolutely bored to death. The first year I had no EAD. The next year or so was spent getting our new house decorated, yes I did it all myself with no help from anyone. The last 6 months I have done more or less nothing other than the usual cleaning, washing, ironing, shopping and more shopping. Hubby works from home so at least I have someone to talk to (at) most of the time.

TN-Dave

Stupid question here - is there somewhere showing me the average posts per day ? mine's gotta be about 0.000005

mandpete

Your posts average 0.11 per day. You just have to click on the name in the thread and then click their profile and voila.

TN-Dave

Thanks.

Yosser

Most threads on here lately have become total bollocks! It starts off interesting then it becomes a PM party and you just end up with "witty one line answers" that are as interesting as watching paint dry...

It seems to some, that if you post 1000 times a day that your getting street cred, but really your looking a right numpty!

Partystar

Yeah, I've tried! I refuse to let it fly with my son though, I'll pull a Clockwork Orange & force him to watch it with his eyelids clamped open until he learns to understand, appreciate & just plain 'get it'!!!