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Old Jul 26th 2007, 2:02 pm
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"It is a verdict likely to cause great consternation to lonely prisoners throughout the US penal system. A prisoner in Florida has been found guilty of indecent exposure for masturbating alone in his cell."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2135251,00.html
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 2:11 pm
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if thats what constitutes a crime... we're fubar.
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if thats what constitutes a crime... we're fubar.
totally agree!
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Oh, for the love of God, what else are they supposed to do? Would the officials rather the inmates go around raping each other? Isn't sex supposed to release endorphins that relieve stress? Surely preventing the old five-knuckle-shuffle will create more stress and cause problems?

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Old Jul 26th 2007, 2:31 pm
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Originally Posted by katesbackagain View Post
Isn't sex supposed to release endorphins that release stress?
I don't think the issue was the act itself, which of course isn't a crime, but rather for not having done so in a discreet manner. Given he did this in the open more than once, IMHO, he was probably just seeking attention and should have simply been ignored.
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 2:39 pm
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I thought so. I highlighted the key word in red:

"He was prosecuted after a female sheriff's office deputy witnessed him performing the sex act in his cell in Broward County, Florida, last November."

She probably felt offended and harrassed. I don't doubt that offending and harrassing her was his intention all along. Well, maybe his secondary intention.

Should a female guard in charge of male inmates?
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 2:42 pm
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She didn't have to look. They have toilets in full site and take a shit in front of everybody .... surely if she can work in an open shitting environment she can work in an open wanking environment.
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I thought so. I highlighted the key word in red:

"He was prosecuted after a female sheriff's office deputy witnessed him performing the sex act in his cell in Broward County, Florida, last November."

She probably felt offended and harrassed. I don't doubt that offending and harrassing her was his intention all along. Well, maybe his secondary intention.

Should a female guard in charge of male inmates?
Up to the female whether she want to work in a male prison.

I would have thought that coming across the odd wanker comes with the job.

And didn't someone teach her that the best way of counteracting an attention-seeker is to deprive him of the attention he is seeking...

What worries me about this case is that it might set a precedent.
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Up to the female whether she want to work in a male prison.

I would have thought that coming across the odd wanker comes with the job.

And didn't someone teach her that the best way of counteracting an attention-seeker is to deprive him of the attention he is seeking...

What worries me about this case is that it might set a precedent.
I agree with all points, with some reservations about women working in close contact with male prisoners. I'm guessing he was being obnoxiously blatant with the full intention of provoking her. I guess it worked.
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Wankers. Florida is full of 'em. Not only can't they vote correctly, they can't be relied on to have a quiet and discreet tug.
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I agree with all points, with some reservations about women working in close contact with male prisoners. I'm guessing he was being obnoxiously blatant with the full intention of provoking her. I guess it worked.
She's charged seven others with the same offense - so either she's super sensitive or maybe she's contributing to the crime - I think we need a picture to determine the real cause.
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She's charged seven others with the same offense - so either she's super sensitive or maybe she's contributing to the crime - I think we need a picture to determine the real cause.
I didn't see that part. She's obviously a one woman crusade...
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"She told the court that most inmates masturbated in bed, under the blankets."

I don't think the problem is that he was wanking, but just how openly he was doing it. How unlike the Guardian to sensationalize.





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"It is a verdict likely to cause great consternation to lonely prisoners throughout the US penal system. A prisoner in Florida has been found guilty of indecent exposure for masturbating alone in his cell."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2135251,00.html
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question is, is she fit or a minger?
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"It is a verdict likely to cause great consternation to lonely prisoners throughout the US penal system. A prisoner in Florida has been found guilty of indecent exposure for masturbating alone in his cell."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2135251,00.html
If the guy is knocking a quick one out in his cell, she shouldn't be looking. Silly witch she sounds like to me. If I were in Prison for a long (long long) spell and I couldn't slap the monkey I would almost certainly find myself up shit creek and probably buggered too - eek
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