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norfolkbroad Mar 12th 2014 6:37 am

Primula Cheese
 
Has anyone tried bringing back Primula Cheese from UK? I've found the following:

Cheese- Solid cheese (hard or semi-soft, that does not contain meat); butter, butter oil, and cultured milk products such as yogurt and sour cream are not restricted. Feta cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheese in brine, Mozzarella and Buffalo Mozzarella are permissible (USDA Animal Product Manual, Table 3-14-6). Cheese in liquid (such as cottage cheese or ricotta cheese) and cheese that pours like heavy cream are not admissible from countries affected by foot-and-mouth disease (FMD). Cheese containing meat is not admissible depending on the country of origin.

I don't know if I'm reading that correctly, but it seems that it is permitted. However, it seems strange that I can't find it anywhere in the US. Any help, experience much appreciated.

christmasoompa Mar 12th 2014 6:40 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
I'm not sure there's any actual cheese in Primula is there?! :lol:

Pulaski Mar 12th 2014 6:43 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11169896)
.... I don't know if I'm reading that correctly, but it seems that it is permitted. However, it seems strange that I can't find it anywhere in the US. Any help, experience much appreciated.

I have never seen it in the US, nor anything remotely like it, though I still look when I'm shopping for cheese. It would get used up so quickly I'm not sure I would bother trying to bring it back.

MidAtlantic Mar 12th 2014 7:09 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by christmasoompa (Post 11169902)
I'm not sure there's any actual cheese in Primula is there?! :lol:

Gouda and Cheddar, according to their website.

norfolkbroad Mar 12th 2014 7:22 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
I haven't seen it on any of the on-line food stores. Just thought since I'm going to Scotland at the end of April that I could stock up along with all the legal goodies.

Bob Mar 12th 2014 7:45 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
What is it? Valvetta in a tube? Or a something a bit posher?

Edit: Just looked...so it is just posh cheese out of a tube....well that's something different and a bit of a contradiction :D

ChocolateBabz Mar 12th 2014 7:53 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11169896)
Has anyone tried bringing back Primula Cheese from UK? I've found the following:

Cheese- Solid cheese (hard or semi-soft, that does not contain meat); butter, butter oil, and cultured milk products such as yogurt and sour cream are not restricted. Feta cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheese in brine, Mozzarella and Buffalo Mozzarella are permissible (USDA Animal Product Manual, Table 3-14-6). Cheese in liquid (such as cottage cheese or ricotta cheese) and cheese that pours like heavy cream are not admissible from countries affected by foot-and-mouth disease (FMD). Cheese containing meat is not admissible depending on the country of origin.

I don't know if I'm reading that correctly, but it seems that it is permitted. However, it seems strange that I can't find it anywhere in the US. Any help, experience much appreciated.

No idea, but if your smuggling it in I'll take a tube of the prawn flavor if they still do it and while your at at a tube of prawn cocktail pringles.


Originally Posted by Bob (Post 11170020)
What is it? Valvetta in a tube? Or a something a bit posher?

Edit: Just looked...so it is just posh cheese out of a tube....well that's something different and a bit of a contradiction :D

Primula = Posh eh No Bob, equivalent of cheese out a can but sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants...

norfolkbroad Mar 12th 2014 7:55 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Yup, just posh cheese in a tube. The prawn one is the best. Brings back memories of when I was a wee bairn many moons ago.

Bob Mar 12th 2014 7:58 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11170038)
Yup, just posh cheese in a tube. The prawn one is the best. Brings back memories of when I was a wee bairn many moons ago.

Well it's a wet cheese, so it won't be allowed, if you got caught.

norfolkbroad Mar 12th 2014 8:26 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
That's what I was afraid of. Must have been a reason why you can't get it here. I'll just have to fill up the suitcase with something else. Thanks.

lizzyq Mar 12th 2014 8:37 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Claim it is cheese flavoured toothpaste?

norfolkbroad Mar 12th 2014 8:37 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Now there's an idea

Bob Mar 12th 2014 8:42 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11170093)
That's what I was afraid of. Must have been a reason why you can't get it here. I'll just have to fill up the suitcase with something else. Thanks.

Well they've got the minging orange stuff, so it's not an alien concept here...but cheese is a odd one around here.

norfolkbroad Mar 12th 2014 8:57 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
That's the question - if they can sell cr..p like Velveeta here, why not Primula?

sir_eccles Mar 12th 2014 9:29 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Firstly why?

Secondly, I vaguely think Ikea might sell something similar in the little food mart after the cashier.

Thirdly, Costplus world market?

Fourthly, Kraft cheese in a can?

Fifthly, no seriously why?

Weeze Mar 12th 2014 9:45 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Laughing cow? I know it's not squeezed but it can't taste all that different.

christmasoompa Mar 12th 2014 9:54 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by MidAtlantic (Post 11169945)
Gouda and Cheddar, according to their website.

Good grief. And yet it still tastes like plastic pretending to be cheese? That's quite impressive. :lol:

MsElui Mar 12th 2014 10:41 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
the ones with meat and ham would for sure be against the meat import rules.

id eat primula any day - squeezed into a stalk of celery. but i will NEVER EVER in a gazillion billion years put Velveeta in my mouth.

Weeze Mar 12th 2014 11:22 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
http://www.worldfiner.com/store.html

http://www.kavli.com/en/companies/in.../Products.aspx
Made by Kavli here and avaliable apparently.

Pulaski Mar 12th 2014 2:39 pm

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by MsElui (Post 11170352)
..... id eat primula any day - squeezed into a stalk of celery. .....

I hate you. :frown: Now I want some. :rolleyes:

Primula is what celery was made for, the almost white celery you get in the UK, not the bitter green stuff sold here. :unsure:


Originally Posted by Weeze (Post 11170419)
..... Made by Kavli here and avaliable apparently.

Unfortunately, if you follow the links, you discover that the US importer of Kavli products does not import all Kavli products, and, guess what, they don't import the tubes of cheese. :( .... In fact the only thing they import are the crisp breads.

Originally Posted by Weeze (Post 11170253)
Laughing cow? I know it's not squeezed but it can't taste all that different.

That stuff is nasty, too soft to be hard, too hard to be soft, not much taste, and about the texture of a pencil eraser. :unsure:

RICH Mar 12th 2014 2:46 pm

Re: Primula Cheese
 
I thought this was about a long lost Troll:confused:

MsElui Mar 12th 2014 4:42 pm

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11170609)

That stuff is nasty, too soft to be hard, too hard to be soft, not much taste, and about the texture of a pencil eraser. :unsure:

I was trying to think of a way to describe it but you hit the nail on the head. .

norfolkbroad Mar 13th 2014 5:00 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by RICH (Post 11170615)
I thought this was about a long lost Troll:confused:

Nope, not a Troll. Who would have thought that a simple question about getting something through customs would have sparked this response.:(

norfolkbroad Mar 13th 2014 5:04 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Thanks to everyone for their replies. It seems that if I want to get it through customs I'd have to take a chance. Plus either you love it or hate it, something like Marmite (which I love). Sorry, I didn't want to start a battle here. :)

sir_eccles Mar 13th 2014 5:36 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11171490)
Nope, not a Troll. Who would have thought that a simple question about getting something through customs would have sparked this response.:(

I think there was someone with Primula as a username who was a notorious troll here.


Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11171502)
Thanks to everyone for their replies. It seems that if I want to get it through customs I'd have to take a chance. Plus either you love it or hate it, something like Marmite (which I love). Sorry, I didn't want to start a battle here. :)

Well clearly you are wrong on both counts, let me know your POE and I will happily tip them off :-)

SultanOfSwing Mar 13th 2014 5:40 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11171490)
Nope, not a Troll. Who would have thought that a simple question about getting something through customs would have sparked this response.:(

It wasn't directed at you. A joke regarding a poster from a few years back.

I'd love a bit of primula on a cracker now, though. That or a Dairylea triangle. Gahhhhhhhh :lol:

norfolkbroad Mar 13th 2014 8:55 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Sorry, POE will remain secret :D I've only been stopped once going through customs - that was in Philadelphia. I KNEW that the passport guy was going to make trouble, miserable old sod. He drew a big A on my customs form and I was directed to the customs officers. They only asked me if I had meat products (no) and then we had a very nice discussion regarding the merits of USA Cadburys (crap) and UK Cadburys. No sweat. However, I don't know if I'm going to risk it.

RICH Mar 13th 2014 10:14 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11171490)
Nope, not a Troll. Who would have thought that a simple question about getting something through customs would have sparked this response.:(

Sorry! As others pointed out - Primula was a fun troll a while back. Not directed at you.

Guindalf Mar 14th 2014 12:22 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 
Great. Now I want some Primula (the cheese product, that it)!!

My fave was the ham one, but I guess it's been well over 20 years since I had some.

scrubbedexpat097 Mar 14th 2014 11:43 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by RICH (Post 11171967)
Sorry! As others pointed out - Primula was a fun troll a while back. Not directed at you.

:eek::lol:..I knew that name sounded familiar:ohmy:

Sally Redux Mar 14th 2014 5:23 pm

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 11173537)
:eek::lol:..I knew that name sounded familiar:ohmy:

She is about due for a comeback.

RICH Mar 14th 2014 5:36 pm

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by norfolkbroad (Post 11171871)
Sorry, POE will remain secret :D I've only been stopped once going through customs - that was in Philadelphia. I KNEW that the passport guy was going to make trouble, miserable old sod. He drew a big A on my customs form and I was directed to the customs officers. They only asked me if I had meat products (no) and then we had a very nice discussion regarding the merits of USA Cadburys (crap) and UK Cadburys. No sweat. However, I don't know if I'm going to risk it.

Isn't that ironic :rofl:

Sally Redux Mar 14th 2014 5:40 pm

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by RICH (Post 11173827)
Isn't that ironic :rofl:

:lol:

Guindalf Mar 15th 2014 4:27 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by RICH (Post 11173827)
Isn't that ironic :rofl:

It's like ra-a-ain on your wedding day...

RICH Mar 15th 2014 11:35 am

Re: Primula Cheese
 

Originally Posted by Guindalf (Post 11174303)
It's like ra-a-ain on your wedding day...

Nope. That's just an unfortunate coincidence:zzz:


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