Jaxbar

I have just spent a ridiculous few hours with my friend trying to write her online dating description as I've finally convinced her that she cant do any worse than the ones she's met in person. We got stuck at the first hurdle with her user name.
So after a futile search I am coming here for ideas she has refused my helpful suggestions of Gaggingforit or lastchancesaloon
So what would you call yourself and how would you wittily be described?

gruffbrown

I'd be "Wellhungandfilthyrich" or tell the truth "Pooralkiefatbastad"

gruffbrown

Ooooh is that the lounge I see before us

AdobePinon

"Online Dating User Name"

You sure you want to date User Name?

BigDavyG

My shakesperian theme on the other thread has clearly inspired you

Jaxbar

That second one was mine we were looking through the sites and saw one guy with four different identities, names and disguises, now I have to clear cache before OH returns and wonders what I've been up to

gruffbrown

Verily, tis but a den of eniquity and without much ado we shall arrive forthwith

Jaxbar

You must have a good account of yourself, come on give us a laugh

Patrick

"puts out for peanuts"

gruffbrown

I've been around just long enough to know this one will go downhill very fast

BigDavyG

Actually, I've been thinking for 5 minutes but so far I'm coming up empty - I just don't perform well under pressure I guess
I'll try turning the lights off to see if that helps - it often does

gruffbrown

Maybe turn the tap on Davy, usually works

Jaxbar

she was looking for something more angelic with a musical theme but I'll run it past her

BigDavyG

Did you have a "going" problem that turned out to be a "growing" problem

gruffbrown

That's between me and my Proctologist