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Originally Posted by Partystar
No ironing is ever done in my house, our clothes are dried in the dryer, then everything is hung up, so no creases. I recommend it to everyone!!! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by britvic
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Actually we did have an iron at home, it was for emergencies!!! We used to throw a towel down on the floor & iron on that. Yes, we were ghetto! Single Mum, 4 kids, no help, ironing was the least of her problems!
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Originally Posted by NC Penguin
Would help if the guys unloaded the machines, hung up the laundry/put the clothes in the dryer + turned on the dryer. Best of all, guys should fold their own laundry.
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[QUOTE=Jerseygirl]Yep...I had just got a new car and he jacked it up to look underneath...as men do.
He had his fingers through the gap in the alloy wheels. I decided the tyre pattern was nice and gave the wheel a spin. Whoops lopped his finger off.
That is SOOOOOOoooooooo not funny but I found myself laughing whilst reading your post (I think this is where I should go and confess my sins to the good reverend I think!)
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Originally Posted by ironporer
How outdated!!! We have the best washing machine in the world- I drop my dirty clothes on the floor wherever I happen to be when I take them off, and the next day they are all nicely folded and in the drawer. Odd thing is, the damn washer never seems to move or anything... maybe it's like the little elves helping out the cobbler at night??
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Originally Posted by NC Penguin
You still believe in Santa Claus don't you?
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What are you trying to tell us?!
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Originally Posted by Manc
well here it is in full glory.
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Originally Posted by Manc
well here it is in full glory.
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Originally Posted by britvic
It dont look to bad, you'll be fine getting in UK, dont know about them lot over here though when it's time to come back ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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Originally Posted by Manc
greencard for that..........
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Originally Posted by britvic
Well of course, but you know what they can be like
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Mine had a meeting with a broken bottle of vodka in my carry on a while back, it wiped off all those nice stamps. ![Embarrassment](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif)
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Dude, where did you come from! Nice to see you, hope all is going well.
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Lost my British passport just before my last trip home so had to travel with my US one which has been washed and the cover is coming off. so stuck at Heathrow in the long non Brit line, finally get to the front and this job worth bitchy woman is all "what is that?"
me, "my passport"
"well it's a mess"
"I washed it and haven't had a chance to get a new one"
"I could not let you through at this point"
Are you not going to let me through?'
"no"
"ok then"
"well can you appreciate how that looks, it's horrible"
"yes terrible. Thanks."
She just wanted me to agree how awful it was went on for 10 mins. I couldn't get her a new one there and then dozy mare. felt like the welcome mat was out.
me, "my passport"
"well it's a mess"
"I washed it and haven't had a chance to get a new one"
"I could not let you through at this point"
Are you not going to let me through?'
"no"
"ok then"
"well can you appreciate how that looks, it's horrible"
"yes terrible. Thanks."
She just wanted me to agree how awful it was went on for 10 mins. I couldn't get her a new one there and then dozy mare. felt like the welcome mat was out.
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