Ok I am an arse
Nov 16th 2006, 7:49 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
I am an arse, I sliced part of my finger off while making the sandwiches last night.
Nov 16th 2006, 8:04 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Sally
I am an arse, I sliced part of my finger off while making the sandwiches last night.
Which finger?
How much?
Was it enough to feed the guinea pig?
Nov 16th 2006, 8:20 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
but what a lovely arse it is 
Nov 16th 2006, 8:23 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Rete
but what a lovely arse it is
Nov 16th 2006, 8:23 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Sally
I am an arse, I sliced part of my finger off while making the sandwiches last night.
Nov 16th 2006, 10:49 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Sally
I am an arse, I sliced part of my finger off while making the sandwiches last night.
Seriously...are you OK Sally.
I severed my husband's finger.
Nov 16th 2006, 11:34 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Elvira
Which finger?
How much?
Was it enough to feed the guinea pig?
How much?
Was it enough to feed the guinea pig?
A nice litle slice
Probably
Nov 16th 2006, 11:34 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Rete
but what a lovely arse it is
Nov 16th 2006, 11:37 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Did you find it before someone ate the sandwich.
Seriously...are you OK Sally.
I severed my husband's finger.
Seriously...are you OK Sally.
I severed my husband's finger.
You severed you husband's finger?!! :scared:
Was this the same incident where your nose was broken?
Nov 16th 2006, 11:37 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Sally
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A nice litle slice
Probably
A nice litle slice
Probably
Ouch. This does sound painful. I hope it grows back!!
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Nov 16th 2006, 11:39 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Elvira
Ouch. This does sound painful. I hope it grows back!!
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Nov 16th 2006, 11:42 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Sally
You severed you husband's finger?!! :scared:
Was this the same incident where your nose was broken?
Nov 16th 2006, 11:44 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Sally
I'm ok after spending the small hours in ER. They put some glue on it. It looks disgusting. The actual event was a bit like the movie "Resident Evil" where people get sliced by the light beams.
You severed you husband's finger?!! :scared:
Was this the same incident where your nose was broken?
You severed you husband's finger?!! :scared:
Was this the same incident where your nose was broken?
He had his fingers through the gap in the alloy wheels. I decided the tyre pattern was nice and gave the wheel a spin. Whoops lopped his finger off. 
No...I bumped into a boy at school. We were both running around a corner...in the opposite direction. I was 10 and had to have an emergency operation.
Nov 16th 2006, 11:46 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by irnbru4u
please explain Jersey as this doesn't sound good for your marriage and we know you have a lovely hubby
Not him...it's not his style.
Nov 16th 2006, 11:47 pm
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Re: Ok I am an arse
Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Yep...I had just got a new car and he jacked it up to look underneath...as men do.
He had his fingers through the gap in the alloy wheels. I decided the tyre pattern was nice and gave the wheel a spin. Whoops lopped his finger off.
He had his fingers through the gap in the alloy wheels. I decided the tyre pattern was nice and gave the wheel a spin. Whoops lopped his finger off.
Ouch! and he still speaks to you - I'm really impressed!
wonder what you did to make it up to him