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I am an arse, I sliced part of my finger off while making the sandwiches last night.

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Which finger?

How much?

Was it enough to feed the guinea pig?

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but what a lovely arse it is ;)

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you like pickled gerkins then? :D

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it'll grow back :D

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Did you find it before someone ate the sandwich.

Seriously...are you OK Sally.

I severed my husband's finger. :o

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Left index

A nice litle slice

Probably

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Crikey thanks Rete :)

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I'm ok after spending the small hours in ER. They put some glue on it. It looks disgusting. The actual event was a bit like the movie "Resident Evil" where people get sliced by the light beams.

You severed you husband's finger?!! :scared:

Was this the same incident where your nose was broken?

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Ouch. This does sound painful. I hope it grows back!!

(Karma raincheck attached ;))

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Thank you

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please explain Jersey as this doesn't sound good for your marriage and we know you have a lovely hubby :)

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Yep...I had just got a new car and he jacked it up to look underneath...as men do. :rolleyes: He had his fingers through the gap in the alloy wheels. I decided the tyre pattern was nice and gave the wheel a spin. Whoops lopped his finger off. :eek:

No...I bumped into a boy at school. We were both running around a corner...in the opposite direction. I was 10 and had to have an emergency operation. :o

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He is...he didn't say anything. I would have cursed from here to eternity and blamed everyone under the sun...even if it was my fault. :o Not him...it's not his style.

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like your garage set up - I'm impressed.

Ouch! and he still speaks to you - I'm really impressed!
wonder what you did to make it up to him :D