Oedipus Americanus
Jan 8th 2006, 1:38 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
Oh ffs, who has to be a slave to any tradition? 
Jan 8th 2006, 1:38 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by nettlebed
And there I was saying the a Boneo was good enough!! That show's me I'm out of my depth here in the US... 
Jan 8th 2006, 1:38 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
It is fun, unless you're the kid that doesn't get any Valentines.
(I actuially know this to be a fact at my kids first MDO i didn't know anything about these gifts of candy and so was bewildered when my kids had some
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Jan 8th 2006, 1:38 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
PMSL!!!! have you tried foreplay deary...
Lancashire foreplay "brace yourself, luv!"
Yorkshire foreplay "baa!"
Southerners foreplay "you awake, darlin"
Cockney foreplay "Bend over and take it like a man"
Jan 8th 2006, 1:39 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have tried
Lancashire foreplay "brace yourself, luv!"
Yorkshire foreplay "baa!"
Southerners foreplay "you awake, darlin"
Cockney foreplay "Bend over and take it like a man"
Lancashire foreplay "brace yourself, luv!"
Yorkshire foreplay "baa!"
Southerners foreplay "you awake, darlin"
Cockney foreplay "Bend over and take it like a man"
Jan 8th 2006, 1:39 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by rushman
Not Americans thats for f**king sure. You lose traditions and you lose history. Dont matter to you because you've only had 5 minutes of it but to the rest of the world its kinda important.
Jan 8th 2006, 1:40 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by nettlebed
Australian: Hey, Sheila? You awake??
Jan 8th 2006, 1:44 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
I don't think this happens ..I know I get stuff for the whole class and my kids come home with wads of candy and those little folded cards...maybe the kid that doesn't give the Valentines treats was the one with the British parents
(I actuially know this to be a fact at my kids first MDO i didn't know anything about these gifts of candy and so was bewildered when my kids had some )
(I actuially know this to be a fact at my kids first MDO i didn't know anything about these gifts of candy and so was bewildered when my kids had some
)
Jan 8th 2006, 1:45 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by Patrick
I even tried it sober once!
A Qantas plane is over the Pacific and an engine blows up, followed by a wing dropping off. The captain comes over the intercom, and announces that people had better do what they've always dreamed of, because they're all going to die soon.
A woman stands up, and screams "I'm thirty years old, and I'm still a virgin! I want somebody to make me feel like a real woman!"
Some Aussie guy gets up, strides over to her and gazes in her eyes. He takes off his trousers and throws them to her, saying "Wash these, you bitch!"
Jan 8th 2006, 1:45 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by Patrick
Cockney foreplay "Bend over and take it like a man"
Jan 8th 2006, 1:45 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have tried
Lancashire foreplay "brace yourself, luv!"
Yorkshire foreplay "baa!"
Southerners foreplay "you awake, darlin"
Cockney foreplay "Bend over and take it like a man"
Lancashire foreplay "brace yourself, luv!"
Yorkshire foreplay "baa!"
Southerners foreplay "you awake, darlin"
Cockney foreplay "Bend over and take it like a man"
....here's a tip ...do what my husband does and get the wife drunk...works every time
Jan 8th 2006, 1:47 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I quite enjoy history and some tradition.....but I'd like to think I'm not a slave to it. If it doesn't work, then it needs to be shelved.
Jan 8th 2006, 1:48 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by rushman
Not Americans thats for f**king sure. You lose traditions and you lose history. Dont matter to you because you've only had 5 minutes of it but to the rest of the world its kinda important.
and lighten up ...I thought your wife was an American
Jan 8th 2006, 1:50 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by rushman
Yup, thats the typical US response to other countries traditions...basically "**** em we'll change them to suit ourselves"
Rushman, do try and find someone in this country that isn't out to get you and your traditions.....
Jan 8th 2006, 1:51 pm
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Re: Oedipus Americanus
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
er...since when do American's care about the rest of the world
and lighten up ...I thought your wife was an American
and lighten up ...I thought your wife was an American
