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Nothing personal GWB and certainly not anti-USA

Old Nov 19th 2003, 4:09 pm
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While on his state visit to England, George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing the way my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

Bush thought long and hard and eventually asked "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
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Old Nov 19th 2003, 8:35 pm
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Old Nov 20th 2003, 2:58 am
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Old Nov 20th 2003, 3:14 am
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I went to a "England v France World Cup Semi Final" party tonight and everyone there was British (although the 2 jocks where shouting for the french) and I told everyone this joke and it was a huge hit!

I doubt I will tell it to any americans, especially in NC

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Old Nov 20th 2003, 4:06 am
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Excellent! Better not tell it round the Thanksgiving dinner table though.
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I forwarded the joke to people at work, it got a very mixed response.

Most people found it funny, though i was selective about who I sent it to. I have realised from this though that people do actualy like the president, as strange as it may seem.
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Absolutely brilliant!

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Originally posted by Bookworm
Absolutely brilliant!

LMAO & Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo True !
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