Newsflash: More on Neil Entwistle
Feb 17th 2006, 4:49 pm
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Newsflash: More on Neil Entwistle
On his arrival back on US soil, Mr. Entwistle had several Tesco pork pies removed from his luggage. Also found were love letters from Muslim American girlfriend who lives in Miami, FL.
Following the discovery of the letters, research into the girlfriend's background reveals that she is the illegitimate lovechild of Dick Cheney and the former wife of the creator of the British children's show, The Magic Roundabout.
Federal authorities are now following up claims from Mr. Entwistle that he is working for the FBI.
Following the discovery of the letters, research into the girlfriend's background reveals that she is the illegitimate lovechild of Dick Cheney and the former wife of the creator of the British children's show, The Magic Roundabout.
Federal authorities are now following up claims from Mr. Entwistle that he is working for the FBI.
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Feb 17th 2006, 4:51 pm
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Re: Newsflash: More on Neil Entwistle
What are you lot smoking 
, and why wasn't I offered any???!!!!!!
, and why wasn't I offered any???!!!!!!
Feb 17th 2006, 4:52 pm
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Re: Newsflash: More on Neil Entwistle
How exactly does one immigrate to the US? There must be millions of ways and it's pretty easy from what I've heard. 
But establishing credit <sheesh> I'll bet that's a real booger bear. 
But establishing credit <sheesh> I'll bet that's a real booger bear.
Feb 17th 2006, 4:55 pm
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Re: Newsflash: More on Neil Entwistle
Originally Posted by izibear
What are you lot smoking , and why wasn't I offered any???!!!!!!
, and why wasn't I offered any???!!!!!!
