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Old Dec 21st 2005, 7:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Eskimo
Excercise More
Eat less
Be nicer to my "team"
Stop fondling the wife in the kitchen
Watch higher quality porn
Drive slower
Speak s-l-o-w-e-r
Speak quieter
Chill and learn to relax
Stop buying crap from Von's and go to Costco more often

On the masturbating front I believe I have the "work/wank" balance down

Why would you want to stop fondling Woodsey in the kitchen?

How else do you ever expect to get a decent risotto?
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Old Dec 21st 2005, 7:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Elvira
Why would you want to stop fondling Woodsey in the kitchen?

How else do you ever expect to get a decent risotto?
she doesn't like to be surprised
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Old Dec 21st 2005, 7:51 pm
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Originally Posted by Eskimo
she doesn't like to be surprised

You should encourage her to make risotto.

Takes about half an hour of near constant stirring to - ehem- get it right...
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Old Dec 21st 2005, 8:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Elvira
You should encourage her to make risotto.

Takes about half an hour of near constant stirring to - ehem- get it right...
The 3 minute microwave version is out then.
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