New Years Resolutions....
#16
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Re: New Years Resolutions....
Originally Posted by Eskimo
Excercise More
Eat less
Be nicer to my "team"
Stop fondling the wife in the kitchen
Watch higher quality porn
Drive slower
Speak s-l-o-w-e-r
Speak quieter
Chill and learn to relax
Stop buying crap from Von's and go to Costco more often
On the masturbating front I believe I have the "work/wank" balance down
Eat less
Be nicer to my "team"
Stop fondling the wife in the kitchen
Watch higher quality porn
Drive slower
Speak s-l-o-w-e-r
Speak quieter
Chill and learn to relax
Stop buying crap from Von's and go to Costco more often
On the masturbating front I believe I have the "work/wank" balance down
Why would you want to stop fondling Woodsey in the kitchen?
How else do you ever expect to get a decent risotto?
#17
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Re: New Years Resolutions....
Originally Posted by Elvira
Why would you want to stop fondling Woodsey in the kitchen?
How else do you ever expect to get a decent risotto?
How else do you ever expect to get a decent risotto?
#18
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Re: New Years Resolutions....
Originally Posted by Eskimo
she doesn't like to be surprised
You should encourage her to make risotto.
Takes about half an hour of near constant stirring to - ehem- get it right...
#19
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Re: New Years Resolutions....
Originally Posted by Elvira
You should encourage her to make risotto.
Takes about half an hour of near constant stirring to - ehem- get it right...
Takes about half an hour of near constant stirring to - ehem- get it right...