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franc11s Oct 31st 2005 3:17 pm

New UK citizenship testing starts
 
So what is an MP anyway :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4391710.stm

robskatie Oct 31st 2005 3:39 pm

Re: New UK citizenship testing starts
 

Originally Posted by franc11s

Did you take the test on there? I only got 9 right :o Seat on the district council for me!!!! :D

Bob Oct 31st 2005 4:42 pm

Re: New UK citizenship testing starts
 

Originally Posted by franc11s
So what is an MP anyway :)

military police wouldn't be the answer they would be looking for then :D

tony126 Oct 31st 2005 5:23 pm

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I got them all right which means I am telling lies and qualifies me to be a politician. :D Actually got 10/14, seat on the RD.

Bob Oct 31st 2005 6:52 pm

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Originally Posted by tony126
I got them all right which means I am telling lies and qualifies me to be a politician. :D Actually got 10/14, seat on the RD.

it's a dodgy test though, because PG would have been correct for the tea bags...and that lawyer question, would have thought most people would ask if the person was qualified in the field before asking about the money...

AdobePinon Nov 1st 2005 4:17 am

Re: New UK citizenship testing starts
 

Originally Posted by robskatie
Did you take the test on there? I only got 9 right :o Seat on the district council for me!!!! :D

Ha! I managed a whole five right. :D Next time I'm looking for a job there, I'll be sure to inform the interviewer of the correct order in which the saint's days fall, as well the fact that some dipsh*t proclaimed that Father Christmas is from the North Pole. What a bunch of bollox. :rolleyes:

TN-Dave Nov 1st 2005 11:22 am

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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
Ha! I managed a whole five right. :D Next time I'm looking for a job there, I'll be sure to inform the interviewer of the correct order in which the saint's days fall, as well the fact that some dipsh*t proclaimed that Father Christmas is from the North Pole. What a bunch of bollox. :rolleyes:

??? You mean he's NOT from the North pole ??????????????? :confused:

LOL - I got 10/14..... LMAO

Ray Nov 1st 2005 12:48 pm

Re: New UK citizenship testing starts
 
£34...too cheap .. should be £340 + vat...

TN-Dave Nov 1st 2005 1:01 pm

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Originally Posted by Ray
£34...too cheap .. should be £340 + vat...

And do they deport you if you get less than 5 ?????????????????

krizzy Nov 1st 2005 1:13 pm

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I got 9 right......a few wrong because I never read the questions right....... :D

Rushman Nov 1st 2005 1:19 pm

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"""Where are the Geordie, Cockney, and Scouse dialects spoken?;"""



Answer: The Stretford end, Old Trafford , Manchester, every saturday afternoon.

TN-Dave Nov 1st 2005 1:22 pm

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Originally Posted by rushman
"""Where are the Geordie, Cockney, and Scouse dialects spoken?;"""



Answer: The Stretford end, Old Trafford , Manchester, every saturday afternoon.

Answer - the Dole queue ?

krizzy Nov 1st 2005 2:29 pm

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Originally Posted by rushman
"""Where are the Geordie, Cockney, and Scouse dialects spoken?;"""



Answer: The Stretford end, Old Trafford , Manchester, every saturday afternoon.


I would of said Orlando FL myself........

NJ_Dave Nov 1st 2005 2:38 pm

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Originally Posted by rushman
"""Where are the Geordie, Cockney, and Scouse dialects spoken?;"""

Answer: Newcastle, the rest of the UK, prison :p


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