National Foreplay Day
Jul 17th 2003, 7:21 pm
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National Foreplay Day
According to the graham Norton show last night, 29th July is national foreplay day... Must be a woman's idea that..Surely if male it would be national 'ok whilst the adverts are on ' foreplay ?
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Jul 17th 2003, 7:50 pm
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Re: National Foreplay Day
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According to the graham Norton show last night, 29th July is national foreplay day... Must be a woman's idea that..Surely if male it would be national 'ok whilst the adverts are on ' foreplay ?
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According to the graham Norton show last night, 29th July is national foreplay day... Must be a woman's idea that..Surely if male it would be national 'ok whilst the adverts are on ' foreplay ?
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Jul 17th 2003, 8:08 pm
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If you only celebrate it once a year, then divorce is probably on the cards for you
Jul 17th 2003, 8:12 pm
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Re: National Foreplay Day
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MMMmmmmmmmmm.... maybe i should print this off and leave it under hubby's pillow on the 28th (blocking out the advert part of course)
MMMmmmmmmmmm.... maybe i should print this off and leave it under hubby's pillow on the 28th (blocking out the advert part of course)
Jul 17th 2003, 8:25 pm
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According to the graham Norton show last night, 29th July is national foreplay day... Must be a woman's idea that..Surely if male it would be national 'ok whilst the adverts are on ' foreplay ?
Jul 17th 2003, 8:53 pm
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Re: National Foreplay Day
Originally posted by doctor scrumpy
According to the graham Norton show last night, 29th July is national foreplay day... Must be a woman's idea that..Surely if male it would be national 'ok whilst the adverts are on ' foreplay ?
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According to the graham Norton show last night, 29th July is national foreplay day... Must be a woman's idea that..Surely if male it would be national 'ok whilst the adverts are on ' foreplay ?
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The adverts are on what seems like every five mins. in the US. So, does this mean there's foreplay that often during a day? The mind boggles at the thought!
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Jul 17th 2003, 11:40 pm
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For those who have heard the joke in it's various forms, Irish-Polish Hungarian.
"Brace your self Bridget"
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"Brace your self Bridget"
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Jul 18th 2003, 2:51 am
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Foreplay, I thought that was called beer!
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Jul 18th 2003, 7:15 am
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Seems July 30th is national orgasm day too....So I assume July 31st is national have a cigarette day ? Or for most men, national roll over & fall asleep day ?
Jul 18th 2003, 11:56 am
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Re: National Foreplay Day
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With or without map ?
With or without map ?
Jul 18th 2003, 2:24 pm
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Re: National Foreplay Day
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Doctor Scrumpy you are a cheeky monkey!!!! Maybe we can re-jig the tube map and aim south for..... Shepherds Bush! (yes far too corny I know.....LOL soz!)
Doctor Scrumpy you are a cheeky monkey!!!! Maybe we can re-jig the tube map and aim south for..... Shepherds Bush! (yes far too corny I know.....LOL soz!)
Jul 18th 2003, 2:32 pm
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Originally posted by frrussre
For those who have heard the joke in it's various forms, Irish-Polish Hungarian.
"Brace your self Bridget"
Frank R.
For those who have heard the joke in it's various forms, Irish-Polish Hungarian.
"Brace your self Bridget"
Frank R.
"Grab yer coat love, you've pulled".
My husband reckons it's sort of similar to the US line:
"I thought I told you to stay in the truck?"
Jul 18th 2003, 3:00 pm
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Re: National Foreplay Day
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Cockfosters ?
Cockfosters ?
STOP!!! LOL What are you like?!?!?!
What happened to the dry, sophisticated, British SOH we are so famous for?
(saying that, Sid James and Kenneth Williams managed without it - oooooooooh MAatron!!!)
Jul 18th 2003, 4:42 pm
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Have you never heard of Benny Hill then ??????
Double-Entendre is the corner stone of English Seaside Humour !
Double-Entendre is the corner stone of English Seaside Humour !
Jul 18th 2003, 5:13 pm
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Originally posted by doctor scrumpy
Have you never heard of Benny Hill then ??????
Double-Entendre is the corner stone of English Seaside Humour !
Have you never heard of Benny Hill then ??????
Double-Entendre is the corner stone of English Seaside Humour !