Originally Posted by BigDavyG

The only good thing that can hit you in the face and smell like a wet fish is a wet fish.

Originally Posted by Eskimo

I'd know something good if it hit me in the face and smelt like a wet fish..

Originally Posted by BigDavyG

The only good thing that can hit you in the face and smell like a wet fish is a wet fish.
If anything else hits you in the face and smells like a wet fish it is most likely not good - in fact it is prob rather bad

Originally Posted by Eskimo

well what else could it be ?

Originally Posted by BigDavyG

The porter from Billingsgate market who's wife you've been sh*gging

Originally Posted by woodsey

you are just gross..

Originally Posted by Eskimo

shut up and get the maids outfit back on ...my skirting boards are dusty

Originally Posted by frrussre

Been back from Blighty since Friday, really missing the place. really really missing the place, warts and all.
Reg. Frank R.

Originally Posted by woodsey

oh o.k, as its your birthday..

Originally Posted by BigDavyG

I wonder if anyone else feels like a peeping-tom when you two start having a chat on here, or is it just me

Originally Posted by woodsey

you love it though don't you, go on admit it..

Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel

I don't think I've ever had a ploughmans lunch.. as for cheese on apple pie...URGH!!! only vanilla icecream for me.....have you ever tried that mock apple pie they make here with Ritz crackers...what the heck is that about?? bleurgh!

we really do need a puke smilie can you talk to Paul

Originally Posted by woodsey

you love it though don't you, go on admit it..

Originally Posted by BigDavyG

I am sitting in an office thinking that everyone is looking at me thinking that i'm a perv for looking at you two, even though I can't see you and no-one in my office can see my screen.
I clearly have some serious guilt issues.

Originally Posted by cutina

we all do... we're all pervs really