Monday Joke
May 31st 2004, 1:12 pm
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Monday Joke
A ZOO gets a new female gorilla but she soon becomes very difficult to handle, because there are no male of the species around.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo management noticed the strapping lad responsible for fixing their machinery.
So they approach the man with a proposition - Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £500?
After thinking the proposition over, the mechanic announces he will accept under three conditions.
He tells the management: "First, I don't want to have to kiss her.
"And secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The zoo administrators quickly agree to these conditions and ask what his third is.
"Well," says the man. "You have to give me another week to come up with the £500."
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo management noticed the strapping lad responsible for fixing their machinery.
So they approach the man with a proposition - Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £500?
After thinking the proposition over, the mechanic announces he will accept under three conditions.
He tells the management: "First, I don't want to have to kiss her.
"And secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The zoo administrators quickly agree to these conditions and ask what his third is.
"Well," says the man. "You have to give me another week to come up with the £500."
