Math Homework
Oct 10th 2003, 2:17 am
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Math Homework
Just for Tony2003 who thinks him and yosser make 6
Redneck Math Questions
If Bubba and Billy-Joe are fixin’ to go a huntin’ and there are 10 deer in the forest and they kill 3, how many beers did they drink?
If Billy-Ray and has 3 brothers, between them they have 27 semi-automatic rifles and 34 handguns, how many of the brothers have mullets?
This next question is in 2 parts
Mary-Jo is pregnant at 14 so
a) How many of the high school football team has she slept with?
b) How many of those boys are her brothers?
Bobby-Joe is the most stylish guy in the trailer park, how many white vests does he own?
Hip-Hop Math Question
Keneeth is dating Shameela, Lesumana, Clitoris and Sherbertari – when they all find out he is being a big man ho, how many bitch-slaps will the boy be getting’?
Surfer Math Questions
Dude, there are like totally gnarly waves, how many betty’s can you score!
Patrick
Interestly when I spell checked this in word it offered the word loser in lieu of Yosser, this software is so intelligent!
Redneck Math Questions
If Bubba and Billy-Joe are fixin’ to go a huntin’ and there are 10 deer in the forest and they kill 3, how many beers did they drink?
If Billy-Ray and has 3 brothers, between them they have 27 semi-automatic rifles and 34 handguns, how many of the brothers have mullets?
This next question is in 2 parts
Mary-Jo is pregnant at 14 so
a) How many of the high school football team has she slept with?
b) How many of those boys are her brothers?
Bobby-Joe is the most stylish guy in the trailer park, how many white vests does he own?
Hip-Hop Math Question
Keneeth is dating Shameela, Lesumana, Clitoris and Sherbertari – when they all find out he is being a big man ho, how many bitch-slaps will the boy be getting’?
Surfer Math Questions
Dude, there are like totally gnarly waves, how many betty’s can you score!
Patrick
Interestly when I spell checked this in word it offered the word loser in lieu of Yosser, this software is so intelligent!
Oct 10th 2003, 12:29 pm
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LOL Patrick ... back to your old form YAY gave me a laugh first thing this morning !!
Jan
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Oct 10th 2003, 12:54 pm
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Re: Math Homework
Originally posted by Patrick
Just for Tony2003 who thinks him and yosser make 6
Redneck Math Questions
If Bubba and Billy-Joe are fixin’ to go a huntin’ and there are 10 deer in the forest and they kill 3, how many beers did they drink?
Just for Tony2003 who thinks him and yosser make 6
Redneck Math Questions
If Bubba and Billy-Joe are fixin’ to go a huntin’ and there are 10 deer in the forest and they kill 3, how many beers did they drink?
If Billy-Ray and has 3 brothers, between them they have 27 semi-automatic rifles and 34 handguns, how many of the brothers have mullets?
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Oct 10th 2003, 4:24 pm
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Originally posted by jan_michigan
LOL Patrick ... back to your old form YAY gave me a laugh first thing this morning !!
Jan
LOL Patrick ... back to your old form YAY gave me a laugh first thing this morning !!
Jan
