Originally Posted by Wintersong

There was an ipod riding on it! It was highly important (if slightly bizarre) information. At least, it was for bored-silly. I just wanted to hear your sexy voice ;)

Prez is in Canada having a jolly without me :mad:

Originally Posted by Eskimo

I do - shes shit .. use her if you want

Originally Posted by Leslie66

Cleave her beaver!!! :D

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

Cheers mate...how does she prefer to be used?

Originally Posted by Eskimo

with my beaver cleaver :D

Originally Posted by Leslie66

Is that British humoUr? :confused:

Originally Posted by Eskimo

Originally Posted by Eskimo

I know but me having to tell a room full of people how huge it is was.. well.. it was a bit embarrassing - she checked with Woodsey in the morning and everything ;)

Originally Posted by Eskimo

you started it and your a sexy southern septic :D

Originally Posted by Leslie66

Is that British humoUr? :confused:

Originally Posted by Wintersong

Well, it is almost too huge to be believable :eek:

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

Could be a while though...I dont actually have a secretary.

Originally Posted by Eskimo

I actually put a pool brush against it and then measured the brush - Ray doesn't believe the length , said he's never heard of one like it :scared:

Originally Posted by Leslie66

I love the British ... I like to eat one each and every night. :D Where's your wife? :D

Originally Posted by AmerLisa

In that case. You must be ******* joking! :D