Lounge recruitment drive
Sep 24th 2005, 2:05 am
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Lounge recruitment drive
British Expats Lounge, a nationally known leader in on-line piss taking, specializing in smut, bizzare political arguements and low quality humor is currently accepting candidates for its Lounge lizard Program.
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe.
If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.
Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred.
To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development.
QUALIFICATIONS
- 2 minutes of internet forum experience
- No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred
- Ability to work a full time schedule
- Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda
BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits:
- Flexible hours
- Opportunity for countless arguements
- NO Medical/dental insurance
- NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans
- Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons)
- Car not needed
- And much more!
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe.
If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.
Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred.
To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development.
QUALIFICATIONS
- 2 minutes of internet forum experience
- No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred
- Ability to work a full time schedule
- Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda
BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits:
- Flexible hours
- Opportunity for countless arguements
- NO Medical/dental insurance
- NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans
- Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons)
- Car not needed
- And much more!
Sep 24th 2005, 2:06 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by lionheart
British Expats Lounge, a nationally known leader in on-line piss taking, specializing in smut, bizzare political arguements and low quality humor is currently accepting candidates for its Lounge lizard Program.
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe.
If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.
Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred.
To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development.
QUALIFICATIONS
- 2 minutes of internet forum experience
- No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred
- Ability to work a full time schedule
- Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda
BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits:
- Flexible hours
- Opportunity for countless arguements
- NO Medical/dental insurance
- NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans
- Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons)
- Car not needed
- And much more!
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe.
If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.
Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred.
To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development.
QUALIFICATIONS
- 2 minutes of internet forum experience
- No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred
- Ability to work a full time schedule
- Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda
BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits:
- Flexible hours
- Opportunity for countless arguements
- NO Medical/dental insurance
- NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans
- Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons)
- Car not needed
- And much more!
Sep 24th 2005, 2:11 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Where do we send donations? 
Sep 24th 2005, 2:11 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
You're repeating yourself, you posted it before you went to the park.....tsssssk
Sep 24th 2005, 2:13 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by Leslie66
Where do we send donations?
Sep 24th 2005, 2:13 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by lionheart
I'm broadcasting on different frequencies to any potential lounge lizards across the known universe
Sep 24th 2005, 2:20 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by lionheart
I'm broadcasting on different frequencies to any potential lounge lizards across the known universe
Sep 24th 2005, 2:28 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Is this the AM chanel, cos I'm not getting it in stereo.
My next post will be a pledge drive for a digital transponder. This is how Rupert Murdoch started out
Sep 24th 2005, 3:10 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by lionheart
British Expats Lounge, a nationally known leader in on-line piss taking, specializing in smut, bizzare political arguements and low quality humor is currently accepting candidates for its Lounge lizard Program.
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe.
If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.
Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred.
To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development.
QUALIFICATIONS
- 2 minutes of internet forum experience
- No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred
- Ability to work a full time schedule
- Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda
BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits:
- Flexible hours
- Opportunity for countless arguements
- NO Medical/dental insurance
- NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans
- Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons)
- Car not needed
- And much more!
BE's Lounge lizard program operates over many locations worldwide bringing alchoholics, sexual deviants and losers closer together across the globe.
If you are a complete bone head who possess the ability to offer low-brow comments and enjoys piss-taking in an interactive, fast – paced and stimulating environment, then BE lounge would like to talk to you about joining our team.
Candidates should possess no actual freinds and the ability to post countless inane comments and enthusiastically alienate people. Wise cracking experience is preferred.
To learn more about our low-lifes, no culture, and no opportunity for advancement or human growth, visit us at www.britishexpats.com/forum and get excited about the opportunity to completely ruin your own history of growth and development.
QUALIFICATIONS
- 2 minutes of internet forum experience
- No HS Diploma or GED required; Bachelors degree not preferred
- Ability to work a full time schedule
- Available nights and weekends to accommodate the complete idiots agenda
BE loungers enjoy a variety of benefits:
- Flexible hours
- Opportunity for countless arguements
- NO Medical/dental insurance
- NO 401(k) and employee stock purchase plans
- Tuition ( learn to take the piss at your own pace from the comfort of home from countless other morons)
- Car not needed
- And much more!
You've been looking for a job way too long....
Sep 24th 2005, 3:17 am
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
You've been looking for a job way too long....
Sep 24th 2005, 2:14 pm
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by lionheart
You mean this isn't my job? I wondered why my bank account was shrinking and there were no pay checks
So, are you as tired of rejections as I am?
Sep 24th 2005, 4:02 pm
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I've tried that one already, it doesn't work.
So, are you as tired of rejections as I am?
So, are you as tired of rejections as I am?
Sep 24th 2005, 4:05 pm
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by lionheart
150 applications, 6 interviews and 0 job need I say more?
I'm seriously considering going to McDonalds.... 
Sep 24th 2005, 4:16 pm
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
Hmmm....yes I know what you mean. Just got two rejections this past week. Yahoo. I'm seriously considering going to McDonalds....
I'm seriously considering going to McDonalds.... I think my problem is that my experience is in a very niche market. I either get rejected from jobs paying thousands less than I was making, as they think I am over qualified/ not hungry enough/ would get bored and look for something else. Or I get interviewed for higher positions, and beaten out by people that have more specific experience in that industry/speak more languages. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 24th 2005, 4:21 pm
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Re: Lounge recruitment drive
Originally Posted by lionheart
I'm thinking about washing windows or something?
I think my problem is that my experience is in a very niche market. I either get rejected from jobs paying thousands less than I was making, as they think I am over qualified/ not hungry enough/ would get bored and look for something else. Or I get interviewed for higher positions, and beaten out by people that have more specific experience in that industry/speak more languages. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think my problem is that my experience is in a very niche market. I either get rejected from jobs paying thousands less than I was making, as they think I am over qualified/ not hungry enough/ would get bored and look for something else. Or I get interviewed for higher positions, and beaten out by people that have more specific experience in that industry/speak more languages. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you could see what I can see
When I'm cleaning windows