A knock at the door

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Aug 30th 2007, 4:19 am

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by anotherlimey

A gun should be part of a layered system at home; consider spending the money on better doors and windows first.... then buy the biggest meanest "dirty harry" gun you can get.

Now that’s the way to go. I say include a mote and drawbridge. A boiling vat of oil on the roof just incase the bustards can swim.

Aug 30th 2007, 4:20 am

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by hatfield1

Now that’s the way to go. I say include a mote and drawbridge. A boiling vat of oil on the roof just incase the bustards can swim.

I have alligators down here too

Aug 30th 2007, 4:48 am

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by anotherlimey

I have alligators down here too

I guess throwing in some piranha would help. Just as a back up plan a welcome mat made from cobras.

Aug 30th 2007, 4:52 am

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Leslie

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by hatfield1

I guess throwing in some piranha would help. Just as a back up plan a welcome mat made from cobras.

Aug 30th 2007, 5:24 am

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by hatfield1

I guess throwing in some piranha would help. Just as a back up plan a welcome mat made from cobras.

Save the cobras! Just simply post my mother in law on guard duty in front of the drawbridge

Aug 30th 2007, 5:26 am

#81

hatfield1

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by Titchski

Save the cobras! Just simply post my mother in law on guard duty in front of the drawbridge

No need for cruel and unusual punishment.

Aug 30th 2007, 12:07 pm

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Thydney

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN

sorry to burst your bubble but a sledgehammer to the lock will quickly open most doors/frames in 95% of american homes

sledgehammer vs glock however is a very different scenario

don't bring a sledgehammer to a gunfight (paraphrased i know...)

One of my favourite movie quotes

Aug 30th 2007, 2:59 pm

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Ray

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN

sorry to burst your bubble but a sledgehammer to the lock will quickly open most doors/frames in 95% of american homes..)

How uncouth ...I can pick the majority of standard door locks here ..in
under 30 secs ...

Aug 30th 2007, 3:03 pm

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by Ray

How uncouth ...I can pick the majority of standard door locks here ..in
under 30 secs ...

When I compare the windows and doors here to the UK it makes my head spin...not to mention the walls.

Aug 30th 2007, 3:06 pm

#85

Ray

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Re: A knock at the door

Wait until we active denial system gun for the public ...
thats going to be a winner ...

Is called the "goodbye effect"

Aug 30th 2007, 4:11 pm

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Rushman

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by Ray

How uncouth ...I can pick the majority of standard door locks here ..in
under 30 secs ...

Didn't think you could go that long without a nap

Sep 3rd 2007, 3:22 am

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Re: A knock at the door

We don't even lock our doors .... We have virtual 24 hour police protection

There is a huge pull off in the woods opposite our house where I park the truck and the police sit behind it with radar guns, they have even moved for me to park, then reversed behind again.
There is no crime in the town that I know of.

Be very carefull JG .... shoot the next bastard that knocks on the door at night.

Sep 4th 2007, 3:32 am

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Re: A knock at the door

god, you family are the lucky member.

i can't image if you open that door.

god, thank god.

there is a way of saying:good people will be safe forever.

Sep 4th 2007, 3:35 am

#89

Ray

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by gamequeen88

god, you family are the lucky member.
i can't image if you open that door.
god, thank god.
there is a way of saying:good people will be safe forever.

Three Gods there !! are you a religious fanatic ...

Sep 4th 2007, 3:35 pm

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Re: A knock at the door

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Originally Posted by DollyLlama

Whenever I see 2 young men in black suits with their little badges on,(mormon missionaries) I don't answer

Those guys are so boring and hard to offend.... You can throw all the insults in the World at them and they just smile

All they drink is Cocoa !!!!! ...................

Can you imagine going out on a stag night before a Mormon wedding ?

Next morning everyone is sitting around holding their heads and crying "Ugh ! ... Did we put away some Cocoa last night or what ?"

Last edited by Patrick Hasler; Sep 4th 2007 at 3:39 pm.

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