Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Feb 13th 2006, 1:38 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by Rompers
I heard he had irrefutable proof, provided by the CIA, that Whittington was a quail...err and that he had WMD...
Feb 13th 2006, 1:39 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by TruBrit
so funny..the one liners that will come out of this
Feb 13th 2006, 1:41 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by clydegirl
Yeah The Daily Show should be good tonight
Feb 13th 2006, 1:41 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by TruBrit
what time is that on pls
Feb 13th 2006, 1:42 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by clydegirl
10 pm central.
hmm late then
lol cheers
Feb 13th 2006, 1:44 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
I thought this was funny from Scott Adams-:
"A medical team quickly tended to the wounded man, much to Cheney's disappointment, as the Vice President had already told friends he planned to mount Armstrong's head over the toilet in his upstairs powder room."
If only it had been Bill Clinton then we'd have jokes where he sprays his hunting partner with his shot and she's rushed to the dry cleaners.
"A medical team quickly tended to the wounded man, much to Cheney's disappointment, as the Vice President had already told friends he planned to mount Armstrong's head over the toilet in his upstairs powder room."
If only it had been Bill Clinton then we'd have jokes where he sprays his hunting partner with his shot and she's rushed to the dry cleaners.
Feb 13th 2006, 1:53 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick "Retard" Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by Scouse Express
Hi,
Newsflash on TV - VP Dick Cheney has accidentally shot one of his friends whilst on a Hunting Trip today.
It is not known if his friend is a Democrat
Jim.
Newsflash on TV - VP Dick Cheney has accidentally shot one of his friends whilst on a Hunting Trip today.
It is not known if his friend is a Democrat
Jim.
Feb 13th 2006, 1:57 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick "Retard" Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by anotherlimey
Was Dick in the Marines by any chance?
Feb 13th 2006, 2:09 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
I heard the guy was a lawyer, so it's one down how many left?
Feb 13th 2006, 2:10 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by Thydney
I heard the guy was a lawyer, so it's one down how many left?
Feb 13th 2006, 2:41 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Had to agree with this statement I heard "that it is safer to go on a quail shoot with a Republican than it is to drive with a Democrat". No names mentioned of course.
No names mentioned of course.
Feb 13th 2006, 2:57 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by Thydney
I heard the guy was a lawyer, so it's one down how many left?
Feb 13th 2006, 3:44 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick Cheney Shoots Man!
One has to wonder about how a man who can not be trusted with basic hunting/gun saftey (never fire the weapon if any HUMAN is in front of you) is allowed to command the military of the world's last superpower. And yes, I know that the President is supposed to be Commander in Chief, but we all know the truth (wink wink nod nod).
Then the idiot fails to make any pre-emptive report of the incident to the press... hell he could probably have joked his way thru it and blunted the impact. I guess some of the 'idiot factor' of his boss has worn off on him now too.
Then the idiot fails to make any pre-emptive report of the incident to the press... hell he could probably have joked his way thru it and blunted the impact. I guess some of the 'idiot factor' of his boss has worn off on him now too.
Feb 13th 2006, 4:52 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick "Retard" Cheney Shoots Man!
Originally Posted by Titchski
Nope, he was "too busy doing other things" to get involved in all that military rubbish. He got at least 3 Deferrments from military service apparently
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney
Feb 13th 2006, 5:02 am
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Re: Just In - VP Dick "Retard" Cheney Shoots Man!
And I alway thought he was such a straight shooter.
Cheney shot a Lawyer, he's now the most popular guy in the US, his poll numbers have gone through the roof.
Hunting with Dick Cheney; still safer then driving with a Kennedy, sking with a Kennedy, playing golf with a Kennedy or flying with a Kennedy.
Guess the NRA will now have to change it's slogan. "Guns don't shoot people, Cheney Does!"
Cheney shot a Lawyer, he's now the most popular guy in the US, his poll numbers have gone through the roof.
Hunting with Dick Cheney; still safer then driving with a Kennedy, sking with a Kennedy, playing golf with a Kennedy or flying with a Kennedy.
Guess the NRA will now have to change it's slogan. "Guns don't shoot people, Cheney Does!"
