doctor scrumpy

Jordan, 27,( And the ******* rest !! ) has said she wants to get in the record books by having the longest train on her dress - the current record is 2,545ft, held by a Dutch bride.

The wedding cake will be a replica of Jordan's 35FF breasts- and cake makers Choccywoccydoodah have been working on a secret recipe to make sure the cake doesn't sag in the middle...

dbj1000

Pass the sick bu.... too late!

cadman1

They are having a ******* laugh..................a sick baby and all they can think about is their stupid wedding, makes me want to puke as well ! I wish them a short and painfull life

Pimpbot

When did Peter Andre become famous again?

Sarah

Got a link Dr? Wonder how many people her cake will feed?

Bob

when he got dumped on that celebrity island I think...scary thought really...

Pimpbot

But don't you have to actually be a celebrity, to get dumped on a celebrity island? lol

doctor scrumpy

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/30082005/14...te-s-exes.html

Uri geller is going to be there, so plastic spoons all round then.

gruffbrown

That'll be a f'ing long list of people not going then....couple of slappers

AmerLisa

The Chav weddings are in the Lounge......

Bob

That's what I thought *lol* Standards these days

Partystar

He may have been famous, now he's just infamous, for bad taste! Firstly to choose such a shite show to be on & secondly for hooking up with that moron!!! The 'pair' (pun intented!) of them are infamous twats!

Silverdragon102

when he started chatting Jordan up on I'm a cel get me out of here then booted off