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Old Sep 17th 2009, 11:29 pm
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Remind me not to volunteer at dude's school again.

It went something like this 'Hi I'm *** How are You? Have you accepted JC as your personal saviour?' Couldn't I have got my bloody coat off first? Maybe even a nice 'Where are you from? I love your accayent!'

I am done trying to make friends and have accepted my fate as a hermit, never to have human contact again - well except DH and dude

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Remind me not to volunteer at dude's school again.

It went something like this 'Hi I'm *** How are You? Have you accepted JC as your personal saviour?' Couldn't I have got my bloody coat off first? Maybe even a nice 'Where are you from? I love your accayent!'

I am done trying to make friends and have accepted my fate as a hermit, never to have human contact again - well accept DH and dude
Oranges are not the only fruit
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Old Sep 17th 2009, 11:38 pm
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Oranges are not the only fruit
You ain't lyin',
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Old Sep 17th 2009, 11:59 pm
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I have been out shopping for 15 months now and all I can find are oranges - maybe I dress too conservatively - maybe I should develop a more Goth appearance, or slutty....hang on....hang on....where can I find a Union Jack, muffin top showing T-shirt and a burberry cap....nice!
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....hang on....hang on....where can I find a Union Jack, muffin top showing T-shirt and a burberry cap....nice!
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Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz View Post
I have been out shopping for 15 months now and all I can find are oranges - maybe I dress too conservatively - maybe I should develop a more Goth appearance, or slutty....hang on....hang on....where can I find a Union Jack, muffin top showing T-shirt and a burberry cap....nice!


...should be able to find them online.
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I have been out shopping for 15 months now and all I can find are oranges - maybe I dress too conservatively - maybe I should develop a more Goth appearance, or slutty....hang on....hang on....where can I find a Union Jack, muffin top showing T-shirt and a burberry cap....nice!
Get a T shirt with "Jesus is Coming...Look Busy" on it.
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Get a T shirt with "Jesus is Coming...Look Busy" on it.
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Get a T shirt with "Jesus is Coming...Look Busty" on it.
Better still.....
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Remind me not to volunteer at dude's school again.

It went something like this 'Hi I'm *** How are You? Have you accepted JC as your personal saviour?' Couldn't I have got my bloody coat off first? Maybe even a nice 'Where are you from? I love your accayent!'

I am done trying to make friends and have accepted my fate as a hermit, never to have human contact again - well accept DH and dude
Had simular experiances and was polite for a while, now I look them straight in the face and say "please don't think I am being rude, but don't ask me such questions that have no foundation' then smile and totaly change the subject, that normallys make them STFU
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Had simular experiances and was polite for a while, now I look them straight in the face and say "please don't think I am being rude, but don't ask me such questions that have no foundation' then smile and totaly change the subject, that normallys make them STFU
I think I have to grow a pair - I turn into a bumbling eejit
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I think I have to grow a pair - I turn into a bumbling eejit
Oh they were knocking on the damn door and leaving flower pots, mailing me invites to have a flippen joyus time with them at bible studies on sunday mornings got cookies,you name it they tried, so I milked it for a bit them, decided enough was enough, and told them I was a Scientologist, never heard another peep outta them, thought I was going to burned at the stake
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Get a T shirt with "Jesus is Coming...Look Busy" on it.




Though they did remove the best one which was a Rainbow with the slogan "everytime you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex"
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http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/pro...0/a1280_bm.gif

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/pro...5/a1205_bm.gif

Though they did remove the best one which was a Rainbow with the slogan "everytime you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex"
bwahahahahaa!!! OMG...love it!!!


Had to google it and found someone wearing it
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mindonfire/3033114945/
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Just to recap....I should be looking for my new BFF's in Asian whorehouses, Casinos & Gay Bars - knew I was going wrong somewhere
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