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Silly Sod Dec 24th 2007 2:19 am

Ideal bit on the side :)
 
Say you wouldn't guys!!!! :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0

Manc Dec 24th 2007 2:20 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 
I know a way to shut her up.......

anabella Dec 24th 2007 2:24 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Silly Sod (Post 5700893)
Say you wouldn't guys!!!! :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0

If you are just after sex, I guess she'd ok :blink:

Rushman Dec 24th 2007 2:27 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 
I dont care if she doesn't know where Budapest is....as long as she knows how to suck, cook and clean who gives a toss about her geographical attributes?

Manc Dec 24th 2007 2:28 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by anabella (Post 5700905)
If you are just after sex

you know when your husband walks around the house bucko with just a hat on.

it's because he wants sex

you know when he's nice and takes you for a slap up meal

it's because he wants sex

you ever get flowers from him?

it because he wants sex.........


you see this pattern emerging?

MataHari Dec 24th 2007 2:44 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Manc (Post 5700913)
you know when your husband walks around the house bucko with just a hat on.

it's because he wants sex

you know when he's nice and takes you for a slap up meal

it's because he wants sex

you ever get flowers from him?

it because he wants sex.........


you see this pattern emerging?

errmm...he likes to spoil his wife?

Redlippie Dec 24th 2007 2:45 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 
Men..all they think about it sex....:rolleyes:

Manc Dec 24th 2007 2:45 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5700929)
errmm...he likes to spoil his wife?

so he can have sex.

Manc Dec 24th 2007 2:46 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Redlippie (Post 5700930)
Men..all they think about it sex....:rolleyes:

mainly yes, when it comes to women.

just don't bother us on Saturday at 3pm cos we're thinking of football.

NC Penguin Dec 24th 2007 2:47 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 
Who's Kellie Pickler? No really.

Rushman Dec 24th 2007 2:50 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Manc (Post 5700933)
mainly yes, when it comes to women.

just don't bother us on Saturday at 3pm cos we're thinking of football.

Be fair mate...they can kneel infront and do the deed...just as long as they dont get in the way of the TV

Manc Dec 24th 2007 2:53 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5700947)
Be fair mate...they can kneel infront and do the deed

bit tricky when you're on the terreces though,





still if she's game......

Redlippie Dec 24th 2007 2:54 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Manc (Post 5700951)
bit tricky when you're on the terreces though,





still if she's game......

:Rolleyes:

Rushman Dec 24th 2007 2:55 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Manc (Post 5700951)
bit tricky when you're on the terreces though,
still if she's game......

Thats a no no ...they'd only want to come to the pub after the game and cramp your style.

Manc Dec 24th 2007 2:56 am

Re: Ideal bit on the side :)
 

Originally Posted by Rushman (Post 5700959)
Thats a no no ...they'd only want to come to the pub after the game and cramp your style.

they open the gates at half time


she can bugger off then.


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