I used to believe
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Originally Posted by Celsius
I used to believe in:
organized religion
Father Christmas
... then I wised up.![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
organized religion
Father Christmas
... then I wised up.
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There's no Father Christmas??????
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Thanks for breaking it so gently to me!
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Originally Posted by TouristTrap
'Babies came from France.
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If you cross your eyes and the winds changes, you'll stay like it
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Originally Posted by Celsius
If the kids aren't introduced to the "N" word early in life, the parents will pay dearly... ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
Too right - my 9 month old knows what it means. Doesn't mean she always does it...but she knows when she shouldn't be doing something. Even wags her finger at me when she knows she's being naughty!!
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Originally Posted by Celsius
You've got a girl. They're the worst! ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Disagree, I was a wonderful child.
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
If you cross your eyes and the winds changes, you'll stay like it
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Originally Posted by Celsius
You've got a girl. They're the worst! ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
Got 2 boys ahead of her though, and she's a piece of cake compared to them. I'm sure she'll make me eat my words when she hits her teens though......
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Bad luck to cut your toenails on a Sunday. My grandpa always said that.
Oh and my granny would never wear brown on sundays.
Oh and my granny would never wear brown on sundays.
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Originally Posted by jibsymalone
One of my ex's mum told her that you had to close all your drawers and wardrobe doors or witches will move in, and that she had to open windows in a lightning storm so the lightning could escape if it hit the house! (got her out of that one sharpish! EVERYTHING ended up getting soaked one day, it was only when i asked her why i found out, and she thought everyone did it! (and she was 22 at the time!) strange girl!
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