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Old Feb 13th 2004, 11:05 am
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I can’t look at the word map without tears. One can count the countries that are not influenced by the USA on the fingers of the one hand. Who is the next? It remains the boxing ring with unconquerable big guy in the centre. The last person who went away a loser was Shevardnadze. He was changed by Tajikistan president Rahmonov on the ring. But he I mean Rahmonov doesn’t understand what is waiting for him. Very loyal at first glance giant appears at the end cruel monster with the only wish: OIL. Rahmonov even doesn’t really get that he has been already on the ring. When he allowed US troops to enter the country he took up the gauntlet and has already let pass the conk. As it was in Georgia the main role in Tajikistan president displacement will play US soldiers and Tajikistan special troops that are trained by American instructors. Why special troops I think you can understand. Low life level and competent psychological pressure will do the game when wanted time is come. Nowadays White House is preparing opposition to strike the last blow and knock-out Rahmonov. And in his fall moment special troops soldiers that were trained to secure the president suddenly remember that their celery is too low, that their families huddle together in small flats and so on. And off course will come on the opposition side…
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I really don't give a toss either.
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[i]suddenly remember that their celery is too low
I'm just worried about how low the celery will get !!
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Originally posted by duh
And in his fall moment …
He's got the wrong flippin word map that's what the problem is!

NOW I get it!
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And the point is??????
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I can’t look at the word map without tears. One can count the countries that are not influenced by the USA on the fingers of the one hand. Who is the next? It remains the boxing ring with unconquerable big guy in the centre. The last person who went away a loser was Shevardnadze. He was changed by Tajikistan president Rahmonov on the ring. But he I mean Rahmonov doesn’t understand what is waiting for him. Very loyal at first glance giant appears at the end cruel monster with the only wish: OIL. Rahmonov even doesn’t really get that he has been already on the ring. When he allowed US troops to enter the country he took up the gauntlet and has already let pass the conk. As it was in Georgia the main role in Tajikistan president displacement will play US soldiers and Tajikistan special troops that are trained by American instructors. Why special troops I think you can understand. Low life level and competent psychological pressure will do the game when wanted time is come. Nowadays White House is preparing opposition to strike the last blow and knock-out Rahmonov. And in his fall moment special troops soldiers that were trained to secure the president suddenly remember that their celery is too low, that their families huddle together in small flats and so on. And off course will come on the opposition side…

May I recommend that you take the time to achieve a firmer grasp of the English language before posting here again. Your post is virtually incomprehensible. Did I understand you to say that the Tajikistan troops' "celery" was too low?!!! Sheesh!!
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I've just looked at the world map for the first time since school. Where did all those pretty pink colours go?
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I'm very sorry that no-one is taking your post seriously. My mum used to have a similar problem when she tried to grow rhubarb, so I know how distressing it can be. She found out that if she placed an upturned bucket with the bottom cut out over the rhubarb plant it would make it grow straight and tall. Maybe the same works with celery?
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Originally posted by Yorkieabroad
I'm very sorry that no-one is taking your post seriously. My mum used to have a similar problem when she tried to grow rhubarb, so I know how distressing it can be. She found out that if she placed an upturned bucket with the bottom cut out over the rhubarb plant it would make it grow straight and tall. Maybe the same works with celery?
I think it's more the fact that Edward Shevardnaze of Georgia ate the Celery, and the Tajikistani Army are upset. America has placed vegetable santions on Tajikistan.
Rahmonav the president allowed US troops to enter him up the ring. Which provided some tears.
And some other bollocks about oil.

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I also love the way these third world buggers are always screaming about America nicking their oil.

Don't they know it's $1.74 a gallon here right now.
I've got kids to put through college............

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What?

Is this guy what you call a troll or simply a kid with too much time on his hands?
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Default Re: I can’t look at the word map without tears.

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I can’t look at the word map without tears. One can count the countries that are not influenced by the USA on the fingers of the one hand. Who is the next? It remains the boxing ring with unconquerable big guy in the centre. The last person who went away a loser was Shevardnadze. He was changed by Tajikistan president Rahmonov on the ring. But he I mean Rahmonov doesn’t understand what is waiting for him. Very loyal at first glance giant appears at the end cruel monster with the only wish: OIL. Rahmonov even doesn’t really get that he has been already on the ring. When he allowed US troops to enter the country he took up the gauntlet and has already let pass the conk. As it was in Georgia the main role in Tajikistan president displacement will play US soldiers and Tajikistan special troops that are trained by American instructors. Why special troops I think you can understand. Low life level and competent psychological pressure will do the game when wanted time is come. Nowadays White House is preparing opposition to strike the last blow and knock-out Rahmonov. And in his fall moment special troops soldiers that were trained to secure the president suddenly remember that their celery is too low, that their families huddle together in small flats and so on. And off course will come on the opposition side…
I can't look at my friggin tax return without tears.
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