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N1cky Jul 12th 2011 4:03 am

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by Steerpike (Post 9490107)
Try living in Arizona, the one state (?) that does not change clocks. Half the year we are on the same time as CA, the other half we are on the same time as CO. Absolutely everyone is confused by that! But I do like the fact the clocks don't change in winter ...

I've heard stories about people living in one state just across the border line and working with kids going to school in another state just across the other side of the border. They leave home an hour after they start work and it takes twice the time to get home:blink: Now that would be confusing:eek:

Bob Jul 12th 2011 4:32 am

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 9490332)
Where's your little pink squiggle by your name then? If you're looking for special treatment you need one of those. :lol:

I thought she was a bloke too :lol:

Lola-Monmouth Jul 12th 2011 4:43 am

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by N1cky (Post 9490934)
I've heard stories about people living in one state just across the border line and working with kids going to school in another state just across the other side of the border. They leave home an hour after they start work and it takes twice the time to get home:blink: Now that would be confusing:eek:

That's why Arizona needs the Transporter Bridge:D:lol::thumbsup:

lyonsden1193 Jul 12th 2011 4:48 am

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Originally Posted by Bob (Post 9490989)
I thought she was a bloke too :lol:

Ok Bob.... now you have let the side down.. you realise you have left us men open to all the females on the site who are going to pile on and want to accuse us of not paying attention.. selective hearing .. and you should have known by the way I type!! and all manner of other wild accusations ... all of which are untrue ..but:D:lol::p

CAdreaming Jul 12th 2011 6:01 am

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by Lola-Monmouth (Post 9491010)
That's why Arizona needs the Transporter Bridge:D:lol::thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

Bob Jul 12th 2011 1:03 pm

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by lyonsden1193 (Post 9491025)
Ok Bob.... now you have let the side down.. you realise you have left us men open to all the females on the site who are going to pile on and want to accuse us of not paying attention.. selective hearing .. and you should have known by the way I type!! and all manner of other wild accusations ... all of which are untrue ..but:D:lol::p

well the pink sign only popped up when TR mentioned it...that's my excuse :D

Desmodronic Jul 16th 2011 4:22 pm

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 
How do i know im back in blighty?

Drive a mile down the road 2 miles over the speed limit and my licence goes on a vacation.

Naw....theres nothing that would make me wanna go back.........sounds like in the 12 years ive been gone......the place has gone down hill.

SalopianFunk Jul 16th 2011 6:22 pm

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...when you get called a prick because your response to their initial question of "'Ere what mate giz us a fag?" is "Sorry, mate, I don't smoke."

...when your friends start calling you posh because you no longer carry a regional accent.

And on a lighter note, when your friend uses "See my mate over there [pointing at me], he's from San Francisco" as a pick up line at a club.

CAdreaming Jul 16th 2011 7:40 pm

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by CAdreaming (Post 9470359)
...I can hear the rag n bone man crying out "Ragbone" coming up our street.
O to be in England...:rofl:

Well BE friends my trip is nearly over! Fly back wednesday - nothing but nothing has changed in the 3 months ive been away - including me :)

I slipped right back into blighty life - developed again a strong boro accent - ate fish n chips with glee - probably put on half a stone (o the joy of people understanding what half a stone means!) discovered i can still drive and have become used to seeing 2 rag n bone men round our street twice a day!!!

Stocked up with Primarni, simple products, found somewhere in the boro who actually did eyebrow threading and spelt out my name with a Zed rather than Zee - tho i did have to think about that one!

Hmm the parties over now when i get back - driving test and job hunting. Oh and my AOS interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See you on t'other side!!! :thumbup:

Steerpike Jul 17th 2011 8:46 pm

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by Kar98 (Post 9490608)
Huh?

http://www.bridgemeister.com/pic.php?pid=2237

What in the world...? Why? :blink: And why aren't there any pictures of it in the sunshine? :rofl:

This picture ...
http://www.bridgemeister.com/imgdc/d...lesbrough3.jpg
from the site above seems to sum up in one frame why I get so depressed when back there .... gray skies, and dark brick buildings. I know everyone here hates the wood buildings, and the stucco, but I just can't stand the dirty red brick ... All the picture is missing to round out the story is a teenage girl pushing a pram with a fag hanging out of her mouth ...

ldyinlv Jul 17th 2011 10:06 pm

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Originally Posted by gruffbrown (Post 9472529)
I've just spoored myself. It still smells like shit though.

:rofl::rofl::lol::rofl:

ldyinlv Jul 17th 2011 10:07 pm

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Originally Posted by ldyinlv (Post 9502140)
:rofl::rofl::lol::rofl:

The thing I noticed the most is..you feel like you are in a third world country when driving the pothole covered country roads..

ldyinlv Jul 17th 2011 10:29 pm

Re: How do I know Im back in Blighty?
 

Originally Posted by CAdreaming (Post 9487655)
Im going to take this off topic but Im allowed as it was my topic to start with :rofl:
Tonrob im not sure but do you fly to Teesside and if so which route? I had a nightmare journey from SF to Manchester via JFK then train to the boro last week - couldve got to the moon quicker
I might go from SF via Amsterdam next time but its so expensive
If its not you who is the boro boy then no worries :thumbup:

Ah now think i am mixing you up with Yorkieabroad!!!

Fly to vegas, and get Virgins non stop to Manchester...

mikelincs Jul 17th 2011 11:02 pm

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Originally Posted by Kar98 (Post 9490608)
Huh?

http://www.bridgemeister.com/pic.php?pid=2237

What in the world...? Why? :blink: And why aren't there any pictures of it in the sunshine? :rofl:

You mean like this??

CAdreaming Jul 17th 2011 11:37 pm

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Originally Posted by ldyinlv (Post 9502195)
Fly to vegas, and get Virgins non stop to Manchester...

thanks - this is what i have done this time (im here now) bit of a pain to get a 3 hour train journey to the boro

Ive found a route from SF to Teesside via Amsterdam so will try that


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