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Old Oct 28th 2005, 9:02 pm
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Hi evryone

i went to disneyworld on my holidays last summer and want to move to Florida. i know i can get a job at Walmart cos my manager says i'm brilliant at stacking shelves.

i can't really be arsed to do any research so i wundered if you could do it for me. (i have a conviction for class a drug use and am a member of the communist party but my mate said that wouldn't matter and he should know cos he has been to Florida every year since he wos ten)

can you send me the form i need to fill in?

thanx
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fill in?
I'll fill you in alright.
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Originally Posted by Rompers
Hi evryone

i went to disneyworld on my holidays last summer and want to move to Florida. i know i can get a job at Walmart cos my manager says i'm brilliant at stacking shelves.

i can't really be arsed to do any research so i wundered if you could do it for me. (i have a conviction for class a drug use and am a member of the communist party but my mate said that wouldn't matter and he should know cos he has been to Florida every year since he wos ten)

can you send me the form i need to fill in?

thanx

What form?

You just have to turn up at Orlando airport and the immigration officer will be only to pleased to stamp your passport with a lifetime visa and a free seasonal pass to all the Disney parks.

Then he'll take you personally to the local council offices and they'll give you a free fully furnished 6 bedroom Villa and $500 worth of KFC vouchers.
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I'll fill you in alright.
Ooooh er...somin' you need to tell the missus about then?
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What form?

You just have to turn up at Orlando airport and the immigration officer will be only to pleased to stamp your visa with a lifetime passport and a free seasonal pass to all the Disney parks.

Then he'll take you personally to the local council offices and they'll give you a free fully furnished 6 bedroom Villa and $500 worth of KFC vouchers.
Wot does KFC stand for?

also I am a bit short this month so i wundered if the americans would lend me a bit for the air fare?
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Ooooh er...somin' you need to tell the missus about then?
you never heard the phrase
"Look at me like that again son and I'll fill you in"


must be a northern thing.
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Wot does KFC stand for?

also I am a bit short this month so i wundered if the americans would lend me a bit for the air fare?
Lend you a bit? they'll gladly pay the whole fair...first class.

KFC stands for Kinky Fun Club.....a strip joint and lap dancing club on International drive.
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you never heard the phrase
"Look at me like that again son and I'll fill you in"


must be a northern thing.
definately a northern thing, us southerners are a lot less inclined to violence and more sophisticated to involve ourselves in "fisty cuffs"!!
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definately a northern thing, us southerners are a lot less inclined to violence and more sophisticated to involve ourselves in "fisty cuffs"!!
and you drink shandy too.
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and you drink shandy too.
NO, we drink white wine spritzer thingys!! Its called sophistication mate!!
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you never heard the phrase
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must be a northern thing.
around here, to fill some one in is to give them a good riding...
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around here, to fill some one in is to give them a good riding...
Wouldn't that be - fill 'em up! Feel 'em up works quite well too!
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Wouldn't that be - fill 'em up! Feel 'em up works quite well too!
they sorta speak funny around here
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Originally Posted by Rompers
Hi evryone

i went to disneyworld on my holidays last summer and want to move to Florida. i know i can get a job at Walmart cos my manager says i'm brilliant at stacking shelves.

i can't really be arsed to do any research so i wundered if you could do it for me. (i have a conviction for class a drug use and am a member of the communist party but my mate said that wouldn't matter and he should know cos he has been to Florida every year since he wos ten)

can you send me the form i need to fill in?

thanx
I have a suggestion that could get you to FL in a roundabout way.

Emigrate to Cuba and gain Cuban citizenship. Learn survival skills and how to swim long distance then paddle from Cuba to FL. Voila, you can make it to the US legally...

Fluency in Spanish or Spanglish is definitely a plus.



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What if I swam across Atlantic from the UK ? if people what to be silly ?



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I have a suggestion that could get you to FL in a roundabout way.

Emigrate to Cuba and gain Cuban citizenship. Learn survival skills and how to swim long distance then paddle from Cuba to FL. Voila, you can make it to the US legally...

Fluency in Spanish or Spanglish is definitely a plus.



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