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Hi evryone
i went to disneyworld on my holidays last summer and want to move to Florida. i know i can get a job at Walmart cos my manager says i'm brilliant at stacking shelves. i can't really be arsed to do any research so i wundered if you could do it for me. (i have a conviction for class a drug use and am a member of the communist party but my mate said that wouldn't matter and he should know cos he has been to Florida every year since he wos ten) can you send me the form i need to fill in? thanx |
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Originally Posted by Rompers
fill in?
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Originally Posted by Rompers
Hi evryone
i went to disneyworld on my holidays last summer and want to move to Florida. i know i can get a job at Walmart cos my manager says i'm brilliant at stacking shelves. i can't really be arsed to do any research so i wundered if you could do it for me. (i have a conviction for class a drug use and am a member of the communist party but my mate said that wouldn't matter and he should know cos he has been to Florida every year since he wos ten) can you send me the form i need to fill in? thanx What form? You just have to turn up at Orlando airport and the immigration officer will be only to pleased to stamp your passport with a lifetime visa and a free seasonal pass to all the Disney parks. Then he'll take you personally to the local council offices and they'll give you a free fully furnished 6 bedroom Villa and $500 worth of KFC vouchers. |
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Originally Posted by Manc
I'll fill you in alright. ;)
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Originally Posted by rushman
What form?
You just have to turn up at Orlando airport and the immigration officer will be only to pleased to stamp your visa with a lifetime passport and a free seasonal pass to all the Disney parks. Then he'll take you personally to the local council offices and they'll give you a free fully furnished 6 bedroom Villa and $500 worth of KFC vouchers. also I am a bit short this month so i wundered if the americans would lend me a bit for the air fare? |
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Originally Posted by Bob
Ooooh er...somin' you need to tell the missus about then? :D
"Look at me like that again son and I'll fill you in" must be a northern thing. |
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Originally Posted by Rompers
Wot does KFC stand for?
also I am a bit short this month so i wundered if the americans would lend me a bit for the air fare? KFC stands for Kinky Fun Club.....a strip joint and lap dancing club on International drive. |
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Originally Posted by Manc
you never heard the phrase
"Look at me like that again son and I'll fill you in" must be a northern thing. |
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Originally Posted by rushman
definately a northern thing, us southerners are a lot less inclined to violence and more sophisticated to involve ourselves in "fisty cuffs"!!
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Originally Posted by Manc
and you drink shandy too.
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Re: Help Sort
Originally Posted by Manc
you never heard the phrase
"Look at me like that again son and I'll fill you in" must be a northern thing. |
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Originally Posted by Bob
around here, to fill some one in is to give them a good riding...
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Originally Posted by Partystar
Wouldn't that be - fill 'em up! Feel 'em up works quite well too!
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Originally Posted by Rompers
Hi evryone
i went to disneyworld on my holidays last summer and want to move to Florida. i know i can get a job at Walmart cos my manager says i'm brilliant at stacking shelves. i can't really be arsed to do any research so i wundered if you could do it for me. (i have a conviction for class a drug use and am a member of the communist party but my mate said that wouldn't matter and he should know cos he has been to Florida every year since he wos ten) can you send me the form i need to fill in? thanx Emigrate to Cuba and gain Cuban citizenship. Learn survival skills and how to swim long distance then paddle from Cuba to FL. Voila, you can make it to the US legally... ;) Fluency in Spanish or Spanglish is definitely a plus. NC Penguin |
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What if I swam across Atlantic from the UK ? if people what to be silly ?
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I have a suggestion that could get you to FL in a roundabout way.
Emigrate to Cuba and gain Cuban citizenship. Learn survival skills and how to swim long distance then paddle from Cuba to FL. Voila, you can make it to the US legally... ;) Fluency in Spanish or Spanglish is definitely a plus. NC Penguin |
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