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-   -   Help me move to the USA (https://britishexpats.com/forum/usa-57/help-me-move-usa-238472/)

The Craftsman Jul 1st 2006 10:00 pm
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham
It's been my dream to move to the USA for ages, me and Victoria always go on holiday there with the kids.

I am currently an expat from Essex living in Spain.

However due to unforseen circumstances, I may be single in the near future and my career in Spain looks bleak.

I may be offered a h1b sponsor with a company called 'MLS'
Has anyone been this route?

Any help is greatly appreciated.
Are you sure about the H-1B David? it clearly states ; No chance of an H1b unless you have a degree or degree equivalent + lots of professional experience. You would have to be sponsored by a US company - you cannot apply for this yourself.
lol no come along now David, we all know you don't have these qualifications

Elvira Jul 2nd 2006 1:56 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by The Craftsman
Are you sure about the H-1B David? it clearly states ; No chance of an H1b unless you have a degree or degree equivalent + lots of professional experience. You would have to be sponsored by a US company - you cannot apply for this yourself.
lol no come along now David, we all know you don't have these qualifications

OMG are you saying is OU degree in Mackrame won't qualify the lad for an H1b?

What if Real were to sponsor him for an L1 transfer to the San Jose CyberRays?

Would that work?

Celtic_Angel Jul 3rd 2006 1:46 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham
It wasn't my fault this time honest, Sven took me off cos I hurt my leg. Can I still come to the USA?
hello handsome ;) ....I might be able to help..provided your leg was the only thing you hurt......you'll have to leave the wife behind though cos we'll have no use for her :D

dan_alford Jul 3rd 2006 3:43 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham
It's been my dream to move to the USA for ages, me and Victoria always go on holiday there with the kids.

I am currently an expat from Essex living in Spain.

However due to unforseen circumstances, I may be single in the near future and my career in Spain looks bleak.

I may be offered a h1b sponsor with a company called 'MLS'
Has anyone been this route?

Any help is greatly appreciated.
Unfortunately David, your specialist talent of "Putting the ball over the bar" has a very large existing suply of American's who can do this so it would be hard for you to get an H1b. If you had the talent of "putting the ball under the bar" then you would be ok.

Dan725 Jul 3rd 2006 10:14 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Actually David, I think you are extremely well suited to the USA - not with your H1B in MLS, though, but with the NFL!

It'd be right up your street - the job that you'd do is be what they call a "kicker", and all you have to do is come onto the field a couple of times a game, and punt the ball straight over the bar!

You'll get to sit on your arse on the bench for 90% of the game, which should suit your current form, and you will only come on for special set pieces - magic!

You'll also get paid a bloody fortune, and your wife will get to hang around with similar fashion and self obsessed people, and drive round in a great big Hummer. And more, plenty of the shallow people here will love her for it, and want to be like her! So much better than in UK, wouldn't you agree?

So what are you waiting for - get your NFL application in today! :)

David_Beckham Mar 17th 2007 4:34 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
I told all you miserable buggers I'd move to the USA.

why are you all negative and nasty to newbies?

Elvira Mar 17th 2007 5:12 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham (Post 4528629)
I told all you miserable buggers I'd move to the USA.

why are you all negative and nasty to newbies?
So what visa did you get in the end?

Are they gonna sponsor your for a GC?

What's Victoria going to do if she's not allowed to work?

Are you still looking for new bodyguards?

:thumbsup:

andy1 Mar 17th 2007 6:34 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham (Post 1499810)
It's been my dream to move to the USA for ages, me and Victoria always go on holiday there with the kids.

I am currently an expat from Essex living in Spain.

However due to unforseen circumstances, I may be single in the near future and my career in Spain looks bleak.

I may be offered a h1b sponsor with a company called 'MLS'
Has anyone been this route?

Any help is greatly appreciated.
hi david,surely your talent??would be more suited to the nfl,maybe as a kicker as that is all you seem capable of ,not sure you will find an apartment for your missus on rodeo drive though,anyway ,if it doesnt work out ,there is always plan b,i hear carlisle are looking for a whinger,sorry winger ,and there are some good MALLS for your missus to plod around !!

David_Beckham Jul 11th 2007 3:45 pm
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Wot's the luggage allowance to the USA?

DollyLlama Jul 11th 2007 3:46 pm
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham (Post 5043423)
Wot's the luggage allowance to the USA?
Just pile it into your private jet :p

scrubbedexpat097 Jul 11th 2007 4:01 pm
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham (Post 5043423)
Wot's the luggage allowance to the USA?
Mate.....you have to buy her a ticket;)

David_Beckham Jul 11th 2007 4:10 pm
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 5043458)
Mate.....you have to buy her a ticket;)
the only baggage I wanna leave behind me is that Rebecca Loo's stuff.

David_Beckham Jul 11th 2007 4:10 pm
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
she was well fit though.

scrubbedexpat097 Jul 11th 2007 4:15 pm
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Originally Posted by David_Beckham (Post 5043470)
she was well fit though.
I'm sure there wont be too many "well fit" bimbos in LA for you to befriend:D

ENGJAP Jul 16th 2007 3:03 am
Re: Help me move to the USA
 
Leave Beckham alone, I sure if you knew his side of the story you wouldn't take the piss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ou2829MxVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yKav55lDuQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ-HXTBRcsQ

This also explains why poor Victoria's has had that much luck singing.


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