Help me move to the USA
 

It's been my dream to move to the USA for ages, me and Victoria always go on holiday there with the kids.

I am currently an expat from Essex living in Spain.

However due to unforseen circumstances, I may be single in the near future and my career in Spain looks bleak.

I may be offered a h1b sponsor with a company called 'MLS'
Has anyone been this route?

Any help is greatly appreciated.

:D :D :D

Re: Help me move to the USA
 

David, you might want to consider marrying a US citizen and have her petition for you, in case the MLS deal falls through. Any which way, you may need to work on your aim a little... because that's what's needed to either keep MLS or a wife happy.

LOL. absolutely fantastic. What a giggle.:D

I would have suggested the person of exceptional sporting ability category but you don't qualify.

I hear the Italian Army is looking for people with poor aim. Perhaps they're worth a shot.

For obvious reasons, I can't move back to England, they all hate me there. Especially people from the West Ham area of London.

David I fear that the cross on your back is getting too hard to bear!

the north of london are`nt overkeen either my friend;)

That's where my penalty landed last night.

:D :D :D
:lecture:

David

I understand they need people in Iraq to walk the fields looking for landmines ...

can't think of a better use for your offending foot ....

Regards

Sven

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Everyone knows it's a number 7.

David Beckham - thanks.

David, if you do come over please leave that miserable bi'atch of a wife at home, does her face crack when and IF she ever smiles!