Happy Valentines Day
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Happy Valentines Day
Yes they are already in the shops can you ****ing believe this country. How's a bloke supposed to forget his anniversary?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by Thydney
Yes they are already in the shops can you ****ing believe this country. How's a bloke supposed to forget his anniversary?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by Thydney
Yes they are already in the shops can you ****ing believe this country. How's a bloke supposed to forget his anniversary?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by Thydney
How's a bloke supposed to forget his anniversary?
Trouble is that everytime since when I hand her the obligatory cards, chocs and pressie I get the icy "I still remember the time you f**ked up boyo" look. Albeit accompanied with a smile...f**king eerie.
Seeing a Valentine was a geezer...and it's HIS day...why are us guys expected to pull out all the stops and pay for any meals?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by rushman
I've managed twice in the last 5 years.
Trouble is that everytime since when I hand her the obligatory cards, chocs and pressie I get the icy "I still remember the time you f**ked up boyo" look. Albeit accompanied with a smile...f**king eerie.
Seeing a Valentine was a geezer...and it's HIS day...why are us guys expected to pull out all the stops and pay for any meals?
Trouble is that everytime since when I hand her the obligatory cards, chocs and pressie I get the icy "I still remember the time you f**ked up boyo" look. Albeit accompanied with a smile...f**king eerie.
Seeing a Valentine was a geezer...and it's HIS day...why are us guys expected to pull out all the stops and pay for any meals?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by Thydney
You got married on the 14th February?
I forgotten Valentines day twice...well not true..just couldnt be f**king arsed to go trudging through endless inane bullshit Maya Angelou cards in Hallmark. Settled for a quick nip into the offy and a bottle of cheap plonk. Not a good idea apparently.
I'll be doing the Maya Angelou/hallmark bullshit from now on. Well, until I lose my sex drive anyway.
St Valentines day Bahh!!! Load of old bollocks.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by rushman
No mate. My apologies I thought you said Hows a bloke supposed to forget "THIS" anniversary not "HIS" anniversary.
I forgotten Valentines day twice...well not true..just couldnt be f**king arsed to go trudging through endless inane bullshit Maya Angelou cards in Hallmark. Settled for a quick nip into the offy and a bottle of cheap plonk. Not a good idea apparently.
I'll be doing the Maya Angelou/hallmark bullshit from now on. Well, until I lose my sex drive anyway.
St Valentines day Bahh!!! Load of old bollocks.
I forgotten Valentines day twice...well not true..just couldnt be f**king arsed to go trudging through endless inane bullshit Maya Angelou cards in Hallmark. Settled for a quick nip into the offy and a bottle of cheap plonk. Not a good idea apparently.
I'll be doing the Maya Angelou/hallmark bullshit from now on. Well, until I lose my sex drive anyway.
St Valentines day Bahh!!! Load of old bollocks.
Thought you weren't the hopeless romantic sort, just me again
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by Thydney
Thought you weren't the hopeless romantic sort, just me again
"Where's your Valentine's card? Oh it's in the fridge luv next to the beer. Grab me one while you're up will ya."
"What d'ya mean it's not there???? I bought a 12 pack this morning....oh you mean the card..for a minute you had me worried there"
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by rushman
I am a hopeless romantic thats the point..I'm hopeless at being romantic once I had me jollies.
"Where's your Valentine's card? Oh it's in the fridge luv next to the beer. Grab me one while you're up will ya."
"What d'ya mean it's not there???? I bought a 12 pack this morning....oh you mean the card..for a minute you had me worried there"
"Where's your Valentine's card? Oh it's in the fridge luv next to the beer. Grab me one while you're up will ya."
"What d'ya mean it's not there???? I bought a 12 pack this morning....oh you mean the card..for a minute you had me worried there"
You really are so lucky she doesn't read this lot
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by Thydney
You really are so lucky she doesn't read this lot
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Oh, you guys are so ansi...
I always get a Valentines day card for my Mum, my Dog, my kids, my work colleagues, my neigbOURS and my father-in-law.... You have to, right ? They sell the cards for all of them. Although, I do get a bit confused as the only card I can get is something like "Happy Valentines Day Father-in-Law" - and - even though I don't sign it, he knows who it's from :scared:
I can't wait for all my wifes friends to wear there love heart sweaters and then, oh what bliss after that, the sweaters with the Easter Bunnies...
How bloody sweet....
I always get a Valentines day card for my Mum, my Dog, my kids, my work colleagues, my neigbOURS and my father-in-law.... You have to, right ? They sell the cards for all of them. Although, I do get a bit confused as the only card I can get is something like "Happy Valentines Day Father-in-Law" - and - even though I don't sign it, he knows who it's from :scared:
I can't wait for all my wifes friends to wear there love heart sweaters and then, oh what bliss after that, the sweaters with the Easter Bunnies...
How bloody sweet....
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by franc11s
I always get a Valentines day card for my Mum, my Dog, my kids, my work colleagues, my neigbOURS and my father-in-law.... You have to, right ? They sell the cards for all of them.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by TN-Dave
And people give me funny lkooks whewn I suggest that things are getting slightly too commercialised over here ! LOLOL
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by franc11s
No way. I've been looking for a "Happy Monday" card to celebrate the beginning of each working week. I know my colleagues would appreciate it.
Here you go - pick one.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by franc11s
No way. I've been looking for a "Happy Monday" card to celebrate the beginning of each working week. I know my colleagues would appreciate it.
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