Happy Annivesary
Dec 6th 2005, 4:05 am
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Happy Annivesary
I have been here 3 years today (6 December), here is the story so far
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
Last edited by Patrick; Dec 6th 2005 at 4:10 am.
Dec 6th 2005, 4:17 am
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Re: Happy Annivesary
So all in all you like it here then.. 
Dec 6th 2005, 4:29 am
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Re: Happy Annivesary
attaboy!
Dec 6th 2005, 2:24 pm
#4
Back where I belong!
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Congratulations Patrick! At least you've still got some things on your list to be getting on with for the next few years!!! How's that erection coming along then?!?! (Pun intended!)
Dec 6th 2005, 4:16 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Patrick
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
Dec 6th 2005, 4:35 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
Dec 6th 2005, 6:51 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have been here 3 years today (6 December), here is the story so far
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
Reg. Frank R.
Dec 7th 2005, 9:57 am
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Location: Pittsburgh PA, USA
Posts: 581
Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have been here 3 years today (6 December), here is the story so far
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
.....
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
.....
Dec 7th 2005, 12:36 pm
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Location: Nash Vegas ! ! !
Posts: 750
Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have been here 3 years today (6 December), here is the story so far
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
Dec 7th 2005, 1:47 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Hey, Pat, great to hear from you
I'll be three years old on Monday!
xx
I'll be three years old on Monday!
xx
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have been here 3 years today (6 December), here is the story so far
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
Dec 7th 2005, 1:54 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have been here 3 years today (6 December), here is the story so far
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
Dec 7th 2005, 2:19 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Scarlett-Dallas
Hey, Pat, great to hear from you
I'll be three years old on Monday!
xx
I'll be three years old on Monday!
xx
Dec 7th 2005, 3:29 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Hiro11
Jesus, you need to get the hell out of Texas/Oklahoma/Arkansas/wherever you are. Hell, I'm American and even I know better than to live there.
*the word Hell is redundant in that sentence
Dec 7th 2005, 10:48 pm
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Location: Northern VA
Posts: 360
Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Patrick
North Carolina - Hell with a Rebel Flag*
*the word Hell is redundant in that sentence
*the word Hell is redundant in that sentence
Congrats, I just closed out my 7th year in VA. How did that happen?
Dec 7th 2005, 10:55 pm
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Re: Happy Annivesary
Originally Posted by Patrick
I have been here 3 years today (6 December), here is the story so far
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
5 Things I have accepted
“I have genital Herpes” adverts on TV
Americans will not do anything that makes other peoples lives easier if it means inconveniencing themselves one iota (for example, using an indicator)
Anyone who introduces themselves as a Christian has low Christian values and morals
When Americans talk about “the world” they actually mean the rest of America (outside their town) and has no relevance to the actual world.
Awful television
5 Things I still can’t come to terms with
That a traffic light can be green for that long and so few cars get through
How tasteless the food is, no wonder Americans use so much Ketchup
How Fox News gets away with “fair and balanced”
Things said with conviction are accepted over actual truths (bill O’reilly anyone)
Country Music
5 things I have achieved
Bought 3 Houses
Foster and Adopted children
Got my Realtors license
Been on the TV series “One Tree Hill”
Messed with Texas
5 things I have failed to achieve
Getting a proper job
Staying on a Cruise ship for the whole cruise
A state of enlightenment
An erection without using Cialis
Visit Home, even for my brothers wedding
