Guess who is to be the next Bionic Man?
Mar 23rd 2004, 6:15 pm
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Guess who is to be the next Bionic Man?
Yep, remakes are the next BIG thing and Col. Steve Austin gets a make-over in the remake of the Six Million Dollar Man (due to be released in 2005).
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Edited because I thought Steve was worth 6 billion not 6 million.
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Edited because I thought Steve was worth 6 billion not 6 million.
Last edited by rincewind; Mar 23rd 2004 at 7:08 pm.
Mar 23rd 2004, 6:23 pm
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Re: Guess who is to be the next Bionic Man?
Originally posted by rincewind
Yep, remakes are the next BIG thing and Col. Steve Austin gets a make-over in the remake of the Six Billion Dollar Man (due to be released in 2005).
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Yep, remakes are the next BIG thing and Col. Steve Austin gets a make-over in the remake of the Six Billion Dollar Man (due to be released in 2005).
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Mar 23rd 2004, 6:26 pm
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Re: Guess who is to be the next Bionic Man?
Originally posted by rincewind
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Mar 23rd 2004, 6:27 pm
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Re: Guess who is to be the next Bionic Man?
Originally posted by BrigieDarling
I thought you were going to say YOU were playing him!
I thought you were going to say YOU were playing him!
I wish. I used to love the show when I was a kid. My mother has a great story about trying to talk me down from my bedroom window as I said I was bionic and could jump to the ground. Trust me, I was only 6. I also believed I could hold my breath under water like The Man From Atlantis
More info on the movie here.
Mar 23rd 2004, 6:41 pm
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Re: Guess who is to be the next Bionic Man?
Originally posted by rincewind
Yep, remakes are the next BIG thing and Col. Steve Austin gets a make-over in the remake of the Six Billion Dollar Man (due to be released in 2005).
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Yep, remakes are the next BIG thing and Col. Steve Austin gets a make-over in the remake of the Six Billion Dollar Man (due to be released in 2005).
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
He must have got the part for his teeth!
Mar 23rd 2004, 7:07 pm
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I've been sitting here thinking who would be better suited to the role.
What about Mark Wahlberg? He was good in Planet of The Apes.
I bet Lee Majors makes a camio appearance
Now, who is going to play Oscar Goldman?
#1 choice: Kevin Spacey.
What about Mark Wahlberg? He was good in Planet of The Apes.
I bet Lee Majors makes a camio appearance
Now, who is going to play Oscar Goldman?
#1 choice: Kevin Spacey.
Last edited by rincewind; Mar 23rd 2004 at 7:09 pm.
Mar 23rd 2004, 7:58 pm
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Just hope they don't wreck it like they did with Starsky and Hutch.
Did anyone else have the Steve Austin action figure? It had rubber skin you could roll up so you could see the bionics and the magnifying eye!!!
Did anyone else have the Steve Austin action figure? It had rubber skin you could roll up so you could see the bionics and the magnifying eye!!!
Mar 23rd 2004, 8:02 pm
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How about the Six Million Dollar WOMAN!!!!
Topping my list of ideal and not so ideal candidates are...
1) Anna Nicole - ditzy, trim, and Texas-size 'tude when she's ready to tussle!
2) Fergie - bionic woman with a toff accent!
3) Cameron Diaz or Charlize- show me a man that does not drool over these!
No way list....
1) Angelina Jolie - isn't she going off to be a pilot for the UN.
2) Halle Berry - groan
3) Scarlett Johansson - come in #9 your 15 minutes is up!
Topping my list of ideal and not so ideal candidates are...
1) Anna Nicole - ditzy, trim, and Texas-size 'tude when she's ready to tussle!
2) Fergie - bionic woman with a toff accent!
3) Cameron Diaz or Charlize- show me a man that does not drool over these!
No way list....
1) Angelina Jolie - isn't she going off to be a pilot for the UN.
2) Halle Berry - groan
3) Scarlett Johansson - come in #9 your 15 minutes is up!
Mar 23rd 2004, 8:15 pm
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Originally posted by RoB1833
Just hope they don't wreck it like they did with Starsky and Hutch.
Did anyone else have the Steve Austin action figure? It had rubber skin you could roll up so you could see the bionics and the magnifying eye!!!
Just hope they don't wreck it like they did with Starsky and Hutch.
Did anyone else have the Steve Austin action figure? It had rubber skin you could roll up so you could see the bionics and the magnifying eye!!!
I had a rocket thing that opened up and became an operating table for the doll.
Man, toys were better when I was young
Mar 23rd 2004, 9:16 pm
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Re: Guess who is to be the next Bionic Man?
Originally posted by rincewind
Yep, remakes are the next BIG thing and Col. Steve Austin gets a make-over in the remake of the Six Million Dollar Man (due to be released in 2005).
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Edited because I thought Steve was worth 6 billion not 6 million.
Yep, remakes are the next BIG thing and Col. Steve Austin gets a make-over in the remake of the Six Million Dollar Man (due to be released in 2005).
But who is playing Steve Austin?
Jim Carrey :scared:
Now, I like Jim Carrey, but the Bionic Man. No way!
Edited because I thought Steve was worth 6 billion not 6 million.
Mar 23rd 2004, 9:40 pm
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Now I wish I still had my "Bionic Woman" dolly! I think we blew her up!
