Rushman

What's the best or worsed chat up lines you either used or heard?

What one's worked on you?

What one's just made you laugh?

What one's have you had a witty reply/put down to?

Rushman

"Do you sleep on your stomach"? No
"Can I?"

"Do you know the difference between a Cock and a Chicken leg?" No
"Wanna come on a picnic?"

"Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning."

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

"Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

For US ladies:
"Do you have any English in you?" No
"Do you want some?"

(Such a bad memory I had to google those)

sprintblue

They are poor lol if a bloke said them to me, granted I would probably laugh at one or two of them, but they wouldn't pull me with them just like they wouldn't pull me with

''get your coat you have pulled''
''Go on....Treat yourself''

or any of the the other dodgy ones lol

Chorlton

Anyone remember Sid the Sexist?

Angry White Pyjamas

Straight out of Viz

Partystar

I don't really think that chat-up lines are really supposed to work, they are used mostly to innitiate a conversation, that sometimes leads to leaving together! I love to hear them, most of them are hill-hairy-arse, although I've never had an decent ones said to me here, just hi, what's your name? How pathetic! I think I will start answering that one...the wife! Why do most men not bother to look at your finger for a ring? They spend enough time watching & trying to pluck up the courage to come over, they should do it then!!! When they do finally get the balls to come over, I tell them I'm married, they look at my hand & make out as if I were hiding it! Silly boys!

I did have a really good one recently, I was in a club & a guy came up & stuck out his left hand for me to shake, so obviously, I had to give him my left hand back. He then turned it to see if I had a ring on, saw my wedding ring, brought my hand up to his face, kissed it, smiled at me & then walked away...not a word, now that was smoothhhh!

Angry White Pyjamas

Did you check he hadnt swallowed the diamonds off your engement ring?

USBound

friend of mine @ newcastle uni uttered the imortal words

"fancy a f**k"

it worked.

Partystar

I also wonder why some men feel they have to talk a woman into having sex with them, some of us are just out looking for a shag too!!!!!!!

Eskimo

"all my mates want to **** your mate but but I want to **** you " it worked this thread is going to get moved ....I give it an hour ..

janj

I worked with a guy in England who met his wife 20 years ago at a disco. He danced with her all evening then charmed her with this comment: "You don't sweat much for a fat lass". Smooth talker.......

Angry White Pyjamas

Does your hubby know this? (And what time are you free?)

Its a tradition or an old charter or something.

woodsey

might I just add that wasn't on me, I'm not quite that easy..

Manc

make him buy you a few drinks first did you?

woodsey

exactly..