Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Dec 18th 2005, 4:38 am
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I'd like to expose their "hineys" and then with a hot poker, poke them in their "hineys"! ...
Dec 18th 2005, 4:42 am
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Isn't that what killed that Mad King George???
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
You sound a bit like a sexual deviant to me... :scared:
Dec 18th 2005, 4:46 am
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
You sound a bit like a sexual deviant to me... :scared:
Dec 18th 2005, 4:54 am
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Well I'm not Xenophobic - I hate everybody!!
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I don't hate very many people, or try not to, but I hate people like that. I truly don't see what purpose they serve on this earth.
Dec 18th 2005, 4:55 am
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by MJC
Well I'm not Xenophobic - I hate everybody!!
Dec 18th 2005, 2:17 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
You sound a bit like a sexual deviant to me...
...or are you talking about some other group of people you hate?
Dec 18th 2005, 2:28 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I don't hate very many people, or try not to, but I hate people like that. I truly don't see what purpose they serve on this earth.
Dec 18th 2005, 2:46 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I'd like to expose their "hineys" and then with a hot poker, poke them in their "hineys"! F ecking Morons! And of course there's a Support Bush/Cheney ad in the upper right hand corner. Completes the picture. 
Dec 18th 2005, 3:01 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Err.. the website is a satirical piss-take
Dec 18th 2005, 4:05 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
"Does merely believing Jesus is the son of God mean you'll go to Heaven? Of course not. If Adolf Hitler believed Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's in Heaven notwithstanding all the American soldiers he killed? Of course not. If Lee Harvey Oswald believed Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's in Heaven despite all the prostitutes he hired? Of course not. If O.J. Simpson believes Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's going to Heaven even though he married a white woman? Of course not."
Dec 18th 2005, 4:13 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by Leslie66
"Does merely believing Jesus is the son of God mean you'll go to Heaven? Of course not. If Adolf Hitler believed Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's in Heaven notwithstanding all the American soldiers he killed? Of course not. If Lee Harvey Oswald believed Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's in Heaven despite all the prostitutes he hired? Of course not. If O.J. Simpson believes Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's going to Heaven even though he married a white woman? Of course not."
Dec 18th 2005, 5:40 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by Hiro11
I assume you got it, but just for safety's sake: IT'S A F***ING SATYRICAL WEBSITE! It's a joke people, you know, like www.theonion.com .
Dec 18th 2005, 5:42 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by Hiro11
I assume you got it, but just for safety's sake: IT'S A F***ING SATYRICAL WEBSITE! It's a joke people, you know, like www.theonion.com .
Dec 18th 2005, 5:48 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
So what you're saying is then....its not real?
Dec 18th 2005, 6:03 pm
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Re: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
So what you're saying is then....its not real?
What, God's not real - that will piss him off!
