Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Jan 10th 2006, 12:23 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
What is that?
Jan 10th 2006, 12:26 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by Patrick
Ideas for gifts for a new US Citizen
1. A frontal labotomy
2. 25 pounds of lard to eat so they can catch up with the rest
3. A handgun but no sense on how to use it
4. A map of the world and when you open it there is just America on it
5. A large dollop of Intolerance
6. Driving lessons so she can learn how not to indicate, how to change 5 lanes in one go to get to an exit, how to take up 3 parking spaces with one Honda Accord, and other basics
7. Have her taste buds removed so she can eat the bland food without 2 tonnes of ketchup on everything
8. A pair of blinkers
9. Sili-cones* (only if she is going to live in CA)
10. An insular view
11. A superficial Positive attitude
12. Scrap 11, a superficial everything
13. Teeth whitener
14. Low cut jeans and a whale tail
15. A sense of humor by pass
16. An irony defieciency
There must be more but I'm tired
*Sili-cones = bolt on titties
1. A frontal labotomy
2. 25 pounds of lard to eat so they can catch up with the rest
3. A handgun but no sense on how to use it
4. A map of the world and when you open it there is just America on it
5. A large dollop of Intolerance
6. Driving lessons so she can learn how not to indicate, how to change 5 lanes in one go to get to an exit, how to take up 3 parking spaces with one Honda Accord, and other basics
7. Have her taste buds removed so she can eat the bland food without 2 tonnes of ketchup on everything
8. A pair of blinkers
9. Sili-cones* (only if she is going to live in CA)
10. An insular view
11. A superficial Positive attitude
12. Scrap 11, a superficial everything
13. Teeth whitener
14. Low cut jeans and a whale tail
15. A sense of humor by pass
16. An irony defieciency
There must be more but I'm tired
*Sili-cones = bolt on titties
Jan 10th 2006, 12:41 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by Patrick
Jan 10th 2006, 12:46 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
A thong?
Jan 10th 2006, 12:49 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by Patrick
whale tail n. the appearance of thong or g-string underwear above the waistband of pants, shorts, or a skirt.
Jan 10th 2006, 12:54 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
How about a painting by an American artist? Something she would be able to keep
Jan 10th 2006, 3:12 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
I recall someone on here getting a case of Bud and a box of twinkies. If she has a sense of humour she'll geddit.
Jan 10th 2006, 3:26 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by robskatie
How about a painting by an American artist? Something she would be able to keep
Jan 10th 2006, 3:29 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by Patrick
Ideas for gifts for a new US Citizen
1. A frontal labotomy
2. 25 pounds of lard to eat so they can catch up with the rest
3. A handgun but no sense on how to use it
4. A map of the world and when you open it there is just America on it
5. A large dollop of Intolerance
6. Driving lessons so she can learn how not to indicate, how to change 5 lanes in one go to get to an exit, how to take up 3 parking spaces with one Honda Accord, and other basics
7. Have her taste buds removed so she can eat the bland food without 2 tonnes of ketchup on everything
8. A pair of blinkers
9. Sili-cones* (only if she is going to live in CA)
10. An insular view
11. A superficial Positive attitude
12. Scrap 11, a superficial everything
13. Teeth whitener
14. Low cut jeans and a whale tail
15. A sense of humor by pass
16. An irony defieciency
There must be more but I'm tired
*Sili-cones = bolt on titties
1. A frontal labotomy
2. 25 pounds of lard to eat so they can catch up with the rest
3. A handgun but no sense on how to use it
4. A map of the world and when you open it there is just America on it
5. A large dollop of Intolerance
6. Driving lessons so she can learn how not to indicate, how to change 5 lanes in one go to get to an exit, how to take up 3 parking spaces with one Honda Accord, and other basics
7. Have her taste buds removed so she can eat the bland food without 2 tonnes of ketchup on everything
8. A pair of blinkers
9. Sili-cones* (only if she is going to live in CA)
10. An insular view
11. A superficial Positive attitude
12. Scrap 11, a superficial everything
13. Teeth whitener
14. Low cut jeans and a whale tail
15. A sense of humor by pass
16. An irony defieciency
There must be more but I'm tired
*Sili-cones = bolt on titties
Jan 10th 2006, 3:30 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
What is that?
Jan 10th 2006, 3:32 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by rushman
Pull yer bloomers right up giving yerself a wedgy and look over yer shoulder in the mirror
Jan 10th 2006, 3:36 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Jan 10th 2006, 3:40 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
A big a$$ is something I don't have Rushman, along with your imaginary big d*ck.
Further more, i should hope that you don't have my imaginary big dick.
Jan 10th 2006, 3:41 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Originally Posted by fatbrit
Jan 10th 2006, 4:16 pm
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Re: Gift or celebration idea for New US Citizen?
Here are the perfect gifts!
