frrussre

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first
anatomy class with a real dead human body.



They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:



The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead
and do the same thing", he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and Sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them -

"The second most important quality is "Observation'".

"I stuck my middle finger in, and sucked on my index finger." "Now learn to pay attention."

Lynne

I received this today and thought it was funny:

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.



Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."



When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".

Jerseygirl

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Jerseygirl

Sorry the above was in response to Fffussre's joke re Med Students, I was distracted by watching House.