Patrick

Figures just in today showed that the FCC and the government were right to be concerned about the Janet Jackson Superbowl incident as there have been 30 deaths this week in so called "copycat" breast flashings. There where 105 TV murders on prime time television in the same period yet not one person in the whole of America was killed by a gun, proving that the government is right to persist in its policing of the morals of the nation through TV.

The Bush Administration's post 9/11 policy of sending Americans to Middle East so that those that hate Americans don't have to travel too far to kill them is paying off. The Bush plan to make the people in the Middle East hate Americans even more by invading and occupying one its countries against the wishes of the UN and other Middle East countries seems, also, to have been very successful.

This week 100 more people where killed by Gay Marriages. Some of these killings where drive by gay marriages, others where killed by family members who owned a gay marriage. In the same period of time only 98 people where killed by handguns, this shows that George W Bush is right to push for a constitutional amendment to ban Gay Marriage and at the same time slacken gun control by letting the Brady Bill disappear.

Fox News today also announced the reasoning behind its slogan "Fair and Balanced" - they apparently had a list of other, more appropriate, slogans but could not use them as others where using them, here are some examples.

I want GW's babies - Connie Rice
Sensationalism without Journalism - NBC
Fairy Tales for the MTV generation - MTV
Because the truth isn't as interesting - the white house
You can't handle the truth - the white house
Its your fault if you believe this crap anyway - the white house
There are lies, damn lies and Fox News - CNN
Bush, Bush, Rah, Rah, Rah - the white house
The Comedy Channel - The Comedy Channel
The puppet with Bush's arm up its arse - Dick Cheney
The lesser of two evils, only there’s only one evil - the white house
You heard it here first, because its pro-bush and not news worthy on any other channel - MSNBC
Keep your 2nd amendment rights, so that you can shoot queers - the NRA
If your watching us then our crappy journalism and stories designed to frighten the bejesus out of you are the least of your problems - NBC
Keeping America terrified for 4 years - the white house
If it isn't News worthy, it will be on here - NBC
People with independent thought may want to change channels - MSNBC
Because nothing good ever came from telling the truth - the white house
Just when you thought our stories couldn't be any more scary - the white house
If Bush is wrong, you won't here about it here - the white house
The Economy, oh quick look over there, a war in Iraq, isn't that pretty! - the white house
Lying, cheating and loss of Freedoms in the name of Freedom, the price you pay for Freedom - the white house

Patrick

Steff

This is not exactly related to the topic, but I also like how Fox News has "easy to understand weather reports." hehe

NC Penguin

Maybe it's as easy as:

if you want to know about the weather, have a look outside!