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Old Sep 30th 2005, 3:28 pm
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And your State would be ......???????
Circumcised...but thats another thread I believe.

Anyway..happy 1st October Ray. Are you staying up to see the new era in?

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Nearly 9.15 am and not killed one tourist yet ..I feel a bit ashamed at letting the side down .. but we don't get many around here

Of course there is a quandary .. do I use my standard .380 ..or would the 9mm be better... Then there is the option of getting tourist to line up and with the .44 you could get 6 at a time ... its all such a worry ..

I will be at the Tampa gun show next weekend ..I will check to see if there is a new anti tourist gun available ...
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Nearly 9.15 am and not killed one tourist yet ..I feel a bit ashamed at letting the side down .. but we don't get many around here

Of course there is a quandary .. do I use my standard .380 ..or would the 9mm be better... Then there is the option of getting tourist to line up and with the .44 you could get 6 at a time ... its all such a worry ..

I will be at the Tampa gun show next weekend ..I will check to see if there is a new anti tourist gun available ...

As far as I know there have been no blood bath shoot outs between residents and snowbirds down here either. I was going for a stroll down the beach with the kahr in one pocket, S+W J Frame in the other and the 92FS shoved - mexican style - in my wasitband to see if any of the beached whale New Yorkers wanted an argument. What do you think to taking the Remington 7 shot 890 Pump Action? Could be handy in the event of someone cutting me off at the lights....I could even take out a whole lane of adjacent cars with careful aim.
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As far as I know there have been no blood bath shoot outs between residents and snowbirds down here either. I was going for a stroll down the beach with the kahr in one pocket, S+W J Frame in the other and the 92FS shoved - mexican style - in my wasitband to see if any of the beached whale New Yorkers wanted an argument. What do you think to taking the Remington 7 shot 890 Pump Action? Could be handy in the event of someone cutting me off at the lights....I could even take out a whole lane of adjacent cars with careful aim.
You know points means prizes don't you ...
Older the victim less points though ...
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You know points means prizes don't you ...

Like what? Free grapefruit? Trip to Disneyland or world (I can never remember which is which.)?
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Hello chuck. And thanks too.

BTW there was no need to appologise when I left, but appreciated anyway. It was purely for personal (read marital) reasons and had nothing to do with anything that went on on here.
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You know points means prizes don't you ...
Older the victim less points though ...
Aye. But theres so many obnoxious Old New Yorkers laying on the beach here Im pretty sure I could make up for in numbers what each one lacks in quality...kind of a take on the Walmart "Pile em high, Sell em cheap" motto.

Perhaps we should get a score card setup? List what each type of target is worth?

Beached Whale New Yorker (Over 90): 1 point
Beached Whale New Yorker (Under 90): 2 points
Lilly white tourist fresh off the plane: 2 points
Lobster red tourist been here a week: 3 points
Tourist clutching a copy of a Brady Bunch advert: 10 points
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Like what? Free grapefruit? Trip to Disneyland or world (I can never remember which is which.)?

One is like a large sour lemon that leaves a bad taste in your mouth. The other you have for breakfast with a little sugar on it.
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One is like a large sour lemon that leaves a bad taste in your mouth. The other you have for breakfast with a little sugar on it.

You eat large mice for breakfast?
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You eat large mice for breakfast?
Oh yes. Its quite a delicacy down here... Fried mice with a side helping of battered tourist. Got to watch out for the bits of lead in them but other than that quite tasty.
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Of course there is a quandary .. do I use my standard .380 ..or would the 9mm be better... Then there is the option of getting tourist to line up and with the .44 you could get 6 at a time ... its all such a worry ..
Six lined up in a closely packed queue so a single bullet takes them all out?

Bit early for snowbird season yet.... polish and clean your tools.
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And your State would be ......???????

One of disbelief?
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Nearly 9.15 am and not killed one tourist yet ..I feel a bit ashamed at letting the side down .. but we don't get many around here

Of course there is a quandary .. do I use my standard .380 ..or would the 9mm be better... Then there is the option of getting tourist to line up and with the .44 you could get 6 at a time ... its all such a worry ..

I will be at the Tampa gun show next weekend ..I will check to see if there is a new anti tourist gun available ...
The number of tourists in the Orlando area would fall dramatically if the Mouse were assianated, eh?



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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Oh yes. Its quite a delicacy down here... Fried mice with a side helping of battered tourist. Got to watch out for the bits of lead in them but other than that quite tasty.
I think it's time for your medication!



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