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BrigieDarling Aug 20th 2003 7:17 am

Eye rolling situations!
 
This just popped into my head one day when I was thinking about home!

Years ago I was being walked home from a party in Langstone by a bloke that I thought was really cute... Untill he started to talk about his A-Levels (I was about 16)
He went on and on about how he was walking on the grass because it created less friction on the soles of his new shoes or something.

Anyone else ever had someone say something that left them baffled or amused?

tony_2003 Aug 20th 2003 7:30 am

Re: Eye rolling situations!
 

Originally posted by BrigieDarling
This just popped into my head one day when I was thinking about home!

Years ago I was being walked home from a party in Langstone by a bloke that I thought was really cute... Untill he started to talk about his A-Levels (I was about 16)
He went on and on about how he was walking on the grass because it created less friction on the soles of his new shoes or something.

Anyone else ever had someone say something that left them baffled or amused?
Yes, asking a bloke in Wolverhampton for directions and not understanding a word he said.

Yosser Aug 20th 2003 7:31 am

Re: Eye rolling situations!
 

Originally posted by BrigieDarling
This just popped into my head one day when I was thinking about home!

Years ago I was being walked home from a party in Langstone by a bloke that I thought was really cute... Untill he started to talk about his A-Levels (I was about 16)
He went on and on about how he was walking on the grass because it created less friction on the soles of his new shoes or something.

Anyone else ever had someone say something that left them baffled or amused?
Yep, my missus said something last night that baffled and amused me...."its your turn to do the dishes".....she said.

BrigieDarling Aug 20th 2003 7:32 am

Re: Eye rolling situations!
 

Originally posted by Yosser
Yep, my missus said something last night that baffled and amused me...."its your turn to do the dishes".....she said.

Be right back.... uploading rolling pin for Mrs Yosser!

Yosser Aug 20th 2003 7:36 am

Re: Eye rolling situations!
 

Originally posted by BrigieDarling
Be right back.... uploading rolling pin for Mrs Yosser!
Whaaaaack...........Ouch:D

veryfunny Aug 21st 2003 7:22 am

Re: Eye rolling situations!
 

Originally posted by Yosser
Yep, my missus said something last night that baffled and amused me...."its your turn to do the dishes".....she said.
LMAO, LMAO!!!


:D :D :D :D :D

RaymanInPA Aug 21st 2003 12:12 pm

Last New Year even I found myself alone in a room with a woman. I thought pretty much that one thing would lead to another, but it didn't because as Born Again Christian she wasn't prepared to "deliver-the-goods" through the normal entrance, but she was prepared to deliver through the rear-entrance, which I personally find repulsive.

scotch03 Aug 21st 2003 12:35 pm

You still have her number?

Just wondering!

Patrick Aug 21st 2003 1:40 pm


Originally posted by RaymanInPA
but she was prepared to deliver through the rear-entrance, which I personally find repulsive.
Because it would be considered a type of incest, arseholes shouldn't stick their dicks in another arsehole!

Stumpyguy Aug 22nd 2003 3:44 am

Re: Eye rolling situations!
 

Originally posted by BrigieDarling ...Years ago I was being walked home from a party in Langstone by a bloke that I thought was really cute... Untill he started to talk about his A-Levels (I was about 16)
He went on and on about how he was walking on the grass because it created less friction on the soles of his new shoes or something...
Brigie, the really funny thing is that I still have those shoes! That was a really terrific post-party snog as well! :D :D :D

waxwabbit Aug 22nd 2003 3:56 am

LOL

waxwabbit Aug 22nd 2003 3:56 am

incest - lmao

RaymanInPA Aug 24th 2003 2:47 am


Originally posted by Patrick
Because it would be considered a type of incest, arseholes shouldn't stick their dicks in another arsehole!
I bet you learned that in the Army eh, Vietnam-Boy. What did Martin Sheen try to feed you his sausage or something? War is hell.

Anyways, what made you crawl back out of the gutter and into here? Want to go another couple of rounds pal?

;)

BrigieDarling Aug 25th 2003 10:24 am

Re: Eye rolling situations!
 

Originally posted by Stumpyguy
Brigie, the really funny thing is that I still have those shoes! That was a really terrific post-party snog as well! :D :D :D
Ha ha ha.... Shhhhhhhhhhh! Now I think about it the name Stumpguy does bring it all back to me!

Just kidding! ô¿~
;)

BrigieDarling Aug 25th 2003 10:26 am


Originally posted by RaymanInPA
I bet you learned that in the Army eh, Vietnam-Boy. What did Martin Sheen try to feed you his sausage or something? War is hell.

Anyways, what made you crawl back out of the gutter and into here? Want to go another couple of rounds pal?

;)

Taking Rayman aside here for a minute......... Will PM him!


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