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Old Sep 30th 2004, 2:24 pm
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Let's face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them.

So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and pick a candidate. Then let the game begin:

- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.

- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.

- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.

- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.

- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.

- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.

- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.

A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:

1) Florida

2) North Korea

3) Axis of evil

4) Saddam Hussein

5) The American people

- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.

In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers!
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Old Sep 30th 2004, 2:26 pm
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Originally Posted by Manc
Let's face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them.

So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and pick a candidate. Then let the game begin:

- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.

- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.

- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.

- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.

- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.

- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.

- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.

A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:

1) Florida

2) North Korea

3) Axis of evil

4) Saddam Hussein

5) The American people

- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.

In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers!
This game is not practical. Everybody would be too pissed to continue after the first hour of the debate.
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Old Sep 30th 2004, 3:39 pm
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Originally Posted by Manc
Let's face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them.

So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and pick a candidate. Then let the game begin:

- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.

- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.

- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.

- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.

- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.

- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.

- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.

A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:

1) Florida

2) North Korea

3) Axis of evil

4) Saddam Hussein

5) The American people

- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.

In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers!
Holy crap!! I'd better get gown the liquor store and stock up. I'll be pissed in 10 minutes

I prefer playing Quarters though.
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Originally Posted by rincewind
Holy crap!! I'd better get gown the liquor store and stock up. I'll be pissed in 10 minutes

I prefer playing Quarters though.
You need to add a drink for 'weapons of mass destruction' and '9/11'

better be telling your local ER's to expect a lot of pissed brits in tonight.
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You need to add a drink for 'weapons of mass destruction' and '9/11'

better be telling your local ER's to expect a lot of pissed brits in tonight.
How many pints is "Evil-doers" worth then?
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Originally Posted by mattbutt
You need to add a drink for 'weapons of mass destruction' and '9/11'
And a drink for every time he praises Blair for his support in the war
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In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers!
Don't know if I can afford that much booze....
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And a drink for every time he praises Blair for his support in the war
insted of that

"coalition of the willing"
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Its mandatory to throw the shot glass at the screen every time Bush smirks or doe's his little beavis and butthead laugh.
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Its mandatory to throw the shot glass at the screen every time Bush smirks or doe's his little beavis and butthead laugh.
would end the game a bit quick doing that though won't it..
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i'll take a tequilla suicide (sniff the salt, squirt lime in my eye) everytime I have to look at Kerry and his very dodgey "orange" spray on suntan!
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would end the game a bit quick doing that though won't it..
Yeah, you'd probably break the TV...
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Yeah, you'd probably break the TV...
Or the shot glass
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Or the shot glass
Or both....and that would be the end of the world...
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Originally Posted by Manc
How many pints is "Evil-doers" worth then?

If Bush says "Good Man...Good Heart" I'm just going to have to slap someone...or take a big drink.
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