Dr Phelan medical
Nov 20th 2003, 2:58 pm
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Dr Phelan medical
When I went to see Dr Phelan in London for my medical, he asked me if I had any impairments.
I told him I had trouble saying the letters F, T and H
He replied....
"Well you can't say Fairer than that then"
Ouch !
I told him I had trouble saying the letters F, T and H
He replied....
"Well you can't say Fairer than that then"
Ouch !
Nov 20th 2003, 3:11 pm
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Re: Dr Phelan medical
Originally posted by rogerpenycate
When I went to see Dr Phelan in London for my medical, he asked me if I had any impairments.
I told him I had trouble saying the letters F, T and H
He replied....
"Well you can't say Fairer than that then"
Ouch !
When I went to see Dr Phelan in London for my medical, he asked me if I had any impairments.
I told him I had trouble saying the letters F, T and H
He replied....
"Well you can't say Fairer than that then"
Ouch !
What have I told you about drinking before lunch? I said don't!
Nov 20th 2003, 3:16 pm
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Re: Dr Phelan medical
Originally posted by Patrick
What have I told you about drinking before lunch? I said don't!
What have I told you about drinking before lunch? I said don't!
Sorry, but you turned your back and the Bacardi was stareing at me.
Imagine my boss if I kept a bottle of Bacardi in my drawer, mind you he is my brother-in-law !!
I'm working in a government building and had trouble convincing them that a good spliff at lunchtime is a medicinal thing !
Oh marijuana, those were the days, my friend.
Sounds like that song by Mary Hopkins.
Nov 20th 2003, 3:27 pm
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I thought maybe you'd been opening the christmas crackers early
How about this one.
An arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson.
Apparently Police found class A drugs in his lounge, class B drugs in
his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.
BOOM BOOM!
How about this one.
An arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson.
Apparently Police found class A drugs in his lounge, class B drugs in
his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.
BOOM BOOM!
Nov 20th 2003, 7:51 pm
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If its a good joke you want:--
2 pregnant women were sat knitting, one said to the other, I hope mines a boy i've only got blue wool.
The other one said i hope mines a spastic cos i've ****ed the arms up
2 pregnant women were sat knitting, one said to the other, I hope mines a boy i've only got blue wool.
The other one said i hope mines a spastic cos i've ****ed the arms up
Nov 20th 2003, 9:07 pm
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Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a streaker up to them.... One has a heart attack and the other one has a stroke! 
Nov 21st 2003, 12:14 am
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I dont know about a good joke, but I have a bad one...
Two fish in a tank,
One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"
Two fish in a tank,
One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"
Nov 21st 2003, 4:35 am
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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
