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Old Oct 6th 2006, 7:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Im sueing Mars for making me fat. Oh, and Cadburys. Damn them.
Being fat isnt a lifestyle choice, some people are just built that way
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Old Oct 6th 2006, 7:18 pm
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Originally Posted by dan_alford
Being fat isnt a lifestyle choice, some people are just built that way
I'm retaining Baby Back Ribs. It's not my fault I have a medical problem: I cant stop eating the bloody things!
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Old Oct 6th 2006, 11:52 pm
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I'm retaining Baby Back Ribs. It's not my fault I have a medical problem: I cant stop eating the bloody things!
i have a medical problem
my gob is bigger than my bum hole
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 12:03 am
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Originally Posted by englishnurse
i have a medical problem
my gob is bigger than my bum hole
Hahaha, now that is superb, karma for you lady!


PS - Looking forward to meeting you at one of our future meet ups!
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 12:09 am
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Default Re: Don't blame me, it's not my fault!

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Im sueing Mars for making me fat. Oh, and Cadburys. Damn them.
I'm not too fat yet, I haven't been here long enough. But when I have and I am who is good to sue?
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 12:18 am
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Am I the only person in the world that ALWAYS loses weight when I holiday/live in America?!
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 2:58 am
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
It's a blame culture. Everyone lives in fear.

You know this when someone just bumps into you in the supermarket or whatever and then you get 5 minutes of appologies incase you are offended
Its funny though, how many apologise profusely in the supermarket, however, when on the road, they act as though they own it, or when ordering food in a restaurant, never say please or thankyou, and generally treat the servers like shit. Usually those bigoted religious bastards are the worst offenders
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 3:39 am
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I still chuckle when I see the disclaimers on the Ads on TV, my two favourites are the Chevy one where people are jumping off buildings onto a car transporter "professional stunt demonstration do not attempt" (no shit!!) and one for Rhino linings where a guy is supposedly being dragged along the ground behind a truck "professional stunt dummy, do not attempt" (WTF is a professional stunt dummy???)

I mean come on are people really that stupid to try these things, oh wait I've lived here long enough to know that some are
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 3:50 am
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Default Re: Don't blame me, it's not my fault!

Originally Posted by Partystar
Am I the only person in the world that ALWAYS loses weight when I holiday/live in America?!
Probably.

I'm already trying to lose weight for my next trip back home, and it isn't even until next May. But don't worry, I fully intent to sue the local chippie and curry house if I put too much weight back on.
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 4:03 am
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Now theres one bitch that needs the slapdown if ever there was one.
Oprah.... - dam right!!!! - i would pay to see that

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Old Oct 7th 2006, 3:48 pm
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Originally Posted by antjen
Oprah.... - dam right!!!! - i would pay to see that

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Nooooooooo.............. It's Doctor Phil, lets give him a slap instead, I can't stand the self proclaimed expert.
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 3:54 pm
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Originally Posted by Elvira
And as for the evils of bare nipples...
LOL......... Remember Janet Jackson at the super-bowl, her boob fell out during the half time performance and caused a national outburst. Now there is a 15 minute delay in the live broadcast of the super-bowl. What a lot of nonsense.

Can you imagine a page three girl in the newspapers out here....... now that would be funny.
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 5:38 pm
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Originally Posted by antjen
Oprah.... - dam right!!!! - i would pay to see that

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Totally off topic, but I heard a rumor that she's in my area this weekend. The Renaissance Hotel nearby has been taken over completely for a private $million wedding. She and Donald Trump are guests allegedly.
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 6:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
LOL......... Remember Janet Jackson ...........
Can you imagine a page three girl in the newspapers out here....... now that would be funny.
I happened to be sitting in the waiting area of Waterloo Eurostar Station a few months ago, next to a couple of American ladies 'of a certain age' who - can't imagine why! - had bought The Sun lavatory paper. They were SHOCKED!!!
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Old Oct 7th 2006, 7:38 pm
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Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Nooooooooo.............. It's Doctor Phil, lets give him a slap instead, I can't stand the self proclaimed expert.
Can't understand why this guy is the sucess that he is.

Like most of these TV 'therapists' I personally think he's a tw@t
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