Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Sep 21st 2006, 5:29 am
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Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Dear Mother,
You called me a silly sod when I told you that I was running off to america with a girl I had only known for five minutes, giving up my good job, locking the door to my furnished flat and throwing the key into the river; leaving my two teenaged kids with their mum and step dad at a crucial time in their lives and paying none of the debts I have ran up thereby destroying any hope I might have had of ever buying my own home in the UK, and all for what? To be jobless and skint in small town Michigan? Well, who's laughing now..........ha ha ha h.....erm...........actually, mum.......can you send me a few hundred quid? I've lost my plane ticket and I've got no clean undies!!!!
You can reach me here
You called me a silly sod when I told you that I was running off to america with a girl I had only known for five minutes, giving up my good job, locking the door to my furnished flat and throwing the key into the river; leaving my two teenaged kids with their mum and step dad at a crucial time in their lives and paying none of the debts I have ran up thereby destroying any hope I might have had of ever buying my own home in the UK, and all for what? To be jobless and skint in small town Michigan? Well, who's laughing now..........ha ha ha h.....erm...........actually, mum.......can you send me a few hundred quid? I've lost my plane ticket and I've got no clean undies!!!!
You can reach me here
Sep 21st 2006, 5:31 am
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Re: Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
Dear Mother,
You called me a silly sod when I told you that I was running off to america with a girl I had only known for five minutes, giving up my good job, locking the door to my furnished flat and throwing the key into the river; leaving my two teenaged kids with their mum and step dad at a crucial time in their lives and paying none of the debts I have ran up thereby destroying any hope I might have had of ever buying my own home in the UK, and all for what? To be jobless and skint in small town Michigan? Well, who's laughing now..........ha ha ha h.....erm...........actually, mum.......can you send me a few hundred quid? I've lost my plane ticket and I've got no clean undies!!!!
You can reach me here
You called me a silly sod when I told you that I was running off to america with a girl I had only known for five minutes, giving up my good job, locking the door to my furnished flat and throwing the key into the river; leaving my two teenaged kids with their mum and step dad at a crucial time in their lives and paying none of the debts I have ran up thereby destroying any hope I might have had of ever buying my own home in the UK, and all for what? To be jobless and skint in small town Michigan? Well, who's laughing now..........ha ha ha h.....erm...........actually, mum.......can you send me a few hundred quid? I've lost my plane ticket and I've got no clean undies!!!!
You can reach me here
Sep 21st 2006, 2:01 pm
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Re: Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Stop it Eskimo
Sep 21st 2006, 2:17 pm
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Re: Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
To be jobless and skint in small town Michigan? Well, who's laughing now..........
Sep 21st 2006, 2:27 pm
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Re: Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Stop it Eskimo
Nooo...Eskimo would never pretend to be from Michigan!
Sep 22nd 2006, 2:49 am
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Re: Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Originally Posted by Sarah
Nooo...Eskimo would never pretend to be from Michigan!
I do miss real pubs though and saturday afternoon p*ss ups watching Man U on the bg screen while good naturedly slagging the token MCFC fans who, to their credit, always take it on the chin (specially that time they beat us in the Derby lol).
I also miss Daddies brown sauce and Heinz baked beans and Warbys bread - or any bread that costs less than a quid in fact. I miss Hollands pies and of course curry. I miss me mum and.........oh sod this, I'm off. TAXI!!!!
Sep 22nd 2006, 2:31 pm
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Re: Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Welcome to the site
if you're a football fan, join us in the BFT (British football thread) in the trailer park forum.
if you're a football fan, join us in the BFT (British football thread) in the trailer park forum.
Sep 22nd 2006, 9:09 pm
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Re: Dear Mother Life's a Bugger
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Stop it Eskimo
