Corporate speak??
#46
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by ironporer
The 2 words I hear the most and despise... "issue"- we used to have problems or ****ups... now they are only issues....also 'team". Don't take responsability for a decision, get with your team...
My personal favourite is "heads-up" as in letting you know. Trouble is most people who say that have their heads so far up their own arses that it always make me smile
#47
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by lionheart
Just took the job at the bigger British Corp. They literally just got back to me and agreed to give me 3 weeks vacation
Anyway, 3 weeks hol, pretty sweet deal right there
And yeah, FIL had a mare yesterday *l*
#48
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by BigDavyG
I couldn't find a decent picture of him - that was my original plan.
Well actually my original plan was to use dennis the menace but when i looked for pics I kept getting the stupid american version.
Well actually my original plan was to use dennis the menace but when i looked for pics I kept getting the stupid american version.
Last edited by Bob; Nov 23rd 2005 at 12:18 am. Reason: fixing tag
#50
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by lionheart
You could crop this one? I don't know how to post a pic from my PC or I would do it for you
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#51
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by Bob
so which one you go for in the end? and good luck with it
Originally Posted by Lionheart
Congrats on the job. What are you going to be doing exactly? I'm still trying to finalize mine, hope to start at the beginning of December, fingers crossed!?
Bit strange seeing as I'd decided on a career in therapy. But the therapy job I was offered paid $6K less per year than the geology job, so y'know basically I can be bought cheaply, but you knew that already
#52
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by Sarah
Thanks guys You're now talking to a GIS Technical Assistant. Well, as of next Tuesday anyway. I'm working for a Hydro-Geology company. I think I'm going to be helping draw maps of underground water systems through various rock formations. That and making the tea
Bit strange seeing as I'd decided on a career in therapy. But the therapy job I was offered paid $6K less per year than the geology job, so y'know basically I can be bought cheaply, but you knew that already
Bit strange seeing as I'd decided on a career in therapy. But the therapy job I was offered paid $6K less per year than the geology job, so y'know basically I can be bought cheaply, but you knew that already
#53
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by Sarah
Thanks guys You're now talking to a GIS Technical Assistant. Well, as of next Tuesday anyway. I'm working for a Hydro-Geology company. I think I'm going to be helping draw maps of underground water systems through various rock formations. That and making the tea
Bit strange seeing as I'd decided on a career in therapy. But the therapy job I was offered paid $6K less per year than the geology job, so y'know basically I can be bought cheaply, but you knew that already
Bit strange seeing as I'd decided on a career in therapy. But the therapy job I was offered paid $6K less per year than the geology job, so y'know basically I can be bought cheaply, but you knew that already
And yeah, a bit of a difference to the other job...goodluck with it
Just need me to pull my finger out and get a bit of luck now *l*
#54
Re: Corporate speak??
Originally Posted by BigDavyG
Yep, well done sir
Just one thing though - if you're going to use bestie as your avatar at least show him in his true colours...
New avatar
Just one thing though - if you're going to use bestie as your avatar at least show him in his true colours...
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#55
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Re: Corporate speak??
"lets park that idea for a moment " where ? outside ? its bloody boiling ! it'll melt..........