Conversation at the airport
Mar 3rd 2006, 11:35 pm
#46
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Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by rushman
I am sick of people saying that passengers need to behave politely and keep their cool when dealing with these twats at airports.
THEY need to realise you've been stuck on a plane for the last 9 hours in a seat just about f**king big enough for Thumbalina, next to some stupid teenage sceptic asking you if you've ever met the Queen or his dads mate that lives somewhere in Oxford. Watching a movie 5 times because there's FA else to do and in a vain attempt to stop the bloody kid talking to you, ended up skint at $4 a drink to get yourself into a drunken stupor to numb the pain of the kids stupid questions. You've had to endure a screaming baby that just won't shut up right behind you (usually this baby is MINE and I have the added stress of pretending it's someone else's and pretending to not know the mother), a trolley dolly that thinks she's a walking breathalyser having the audacity to tell me when SHE thinks I've had enough to drink.
Stupid Airlines!!!!!
THEY need to realise you've been stuck on a plane for the last 9 hours in a seat just about f**king big enough for Thumbalina, next to some stupid teenage sceptic asking you if you've ever met the Queen or his dads mate that lives somewhere in Oxford. Watching a movie 5 times because there's FA else to do and in a vain attempt to stop the bloody kid talking to you, ended up skint at $4 a drink to get yourself into a drunken stupor to numb the pain of the kids stupid questions. You've had to endure a screaming baby that just won't shut up right behind you (usually this baby is MINE and I have the added stress of pretending it's someone else's and pretending to not know the mother), a trolley dolly that thinks she's a walking breathalyser having the audacity to tell me when SHE thinks I've had enough to drink.
Stupid Airlines!!!!!
Ever been asked if Spongebob square pants has a british accent in england? My last flight, to England I was sat next to a german bloke, pretty old and sort of deaf. Everytime they (airline dollys) asked him something, after about 5 attempts of him trying to understand what they were saying; I hand signaled to him what they were asking and back... he took the liberty of then waking me up everytime they asked him something from then on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 3rd 2006, 11:38 pm
#47
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Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by Crispyuk88
Airline or not, the people that ask the stupid questions like this [see bold] need a good boot in the teeth. I see to attract these stupid buggers aswell. Ever been asked if Spongebob square pants has a british accent in england? :mad
Ever been asked if Spongebob square pants has a british accent in england? :mad
look, there will always be someone asking inane questions just to have a conversation cos it does help them pass the time. I don't think they exist just to bother people.
Everyone just go watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles again.
Mar 3rd 2006, 11:53 pm
#48
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Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Well, actually, Bob The Builder has a Brummy accent in England
look, there will always be someone asking inane questions just to have a conversation cos it does help them pass the time. I don't think they exist just to bother people.
Everyone just go watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles again.
look, there will always be someone asking inane questions just to have a conversation cos it does help them pass the time. I don't think they exist just to bother people.
Everyone just go watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles again.
My schools full of 'em!Plane, Trains and Automobiles is a quality film though
