Conversation at the airport
#16
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by BigDavyG
They are all w**kers
(By they I mean all big companies)
(By they I mean all big companies)
Last edited by britontour; Mar 3rd 2006 at 6:00 am.
#17
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Re: Conversation at the airport
Ahhh here lies the problem.
Your obvious 'attitude' towrds the clerks at the first class desk put their noses out of joint towards your plight.
Now!! If you were as good looking and as naturally charming as myself. they would've put you on the 9.30....in first class...complimentary champers and a blow job from the stewardess....all for no extra charge. but you blew it and in the end find yourself cramped back in cattle class, with a warm perrier, next to a fat smelly guy that talks to much and the obligatory hostile economy class trolley dolly and still feeling lucky!!!!
Your obvious 'attitude' towrds the clerks at the first class desk put their noses out of joint towards your plight.
Now!! If you were as good looking and as naturally charming as myself. they would've put you on the 9.30....in first class...complimentary champers and a blow job from the stewardess....all for no extra charge. but you blew it and in the end find yourself cramped back in cattle class, with a warm perrier, next to a fat smelly guy that talks to much and the obligatory hostile economy class trolley dolly and still feeling lucky!!!!
#18
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by BigDavyG
So my flight at 12.55 was cancelled and they put me on the 5.10pm. I bolted to the airport to try to make the 10.30 am and arrived at 9.55.
2 people were at the cancellations counter, both with customers. The woman in front of me in the queue said they had both been there for about 20 minutes and that if I was in a hurry I should try elsewhere.
Ran to the first class check-in - no queue. Explained my situation - bird told me it was the first class check-in window and my ticket wasn't a first class one - she couldn't help me.
I decided not to trail her over the counter and dance on her head - instead i politely asked for the manager.
2 minutes later a 75 year old woman who had more fake tan on than any bodybuilder i have ever seen came hobbling over. I explained the situation. She informed me that i didn't have a first class ticket and that i'd have to join the regular check-in queue.
I looked at the queue, then asked her if she was a customer service rep. She replied yes. I looked at the queue again and said "Its 10.05. I'm trying to get on the 10.30 flight. The queue is at least 30 minutes long. Do you think that you'll be able to help me by the time I get to the front of the queue ??"
She replied something along the lines of "um, err, um, err".
I then gave up - asked for her name so I could complain then asked her if she'd had a nice vacation. She looked confused, then I said, "Well I guess you're just back from vacation if you have a tan like that" and walked off.
I have to ask - what ******* use are these people and whatever happened to common sense ??
2 people were at the cancellations counter, both with customers. The woman in front of me in the queue said they had both been there for about 20 minutes and that if I was in a hurry I should try elsewhere.
Ran to the first class check-in - no queue. Explained my situation - bird told me it was the first class check-in window and my ticket wasn't a first class one - she couldn't help me.
I decided not to trail her over the counter and dance on her head - instead i politely asked for the manager.
2 minutes later a 75 year old woman who had more fake tan on than any bodybuilder i have ever seen came hobbling over. I explained the situation. She informed me that i didn't have a first class ticket and that i'd have to join the regular check-in queue.
I looked at the queue, then asked her if she was a customer service rep. She replied yes. I looked at the queue again and said "Its 10.05. I'm trying to get on the 10.30 flight. The queue is at least 30 minutes long. Do you think that you'll be able to help me by the time I get to the front of the queue ??"
She replied something along the lines of "um, err, um, err".
I then gave up - asked for her name so I could complain then asked her if she'd had a nice vacation. She looked confused, then I said, "Well I guess you're just back from vacation if you have a tan like that" and walked off.
I have to ask - what ******* use are these people and whatever happened to common sense ??
#19
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by rushman
Ahhh here lies the problem.
Your obvious 'attitude' towrds the clerks at the first class desk put their noses out of joint towards your plight.
Now!! If you were as good looking and as naturally charming as myself. they would've put you on the 9.30....in first class...complimentary champers and a blow job from the stewardess....all for no extra charge. but you blew it and in the end find yourself cramped back in cattle class, with a warm perrier, next to a fat smelly guy that talks to much and the obligatory hostile economy class trolley dolly and still feeling lucky!!!!
Your obvious 'attitude' towrds the clerks at the first class desk put their noses out of joint towards your plight.
Now!! If you were as good looking and as naturally charming as myself. they would've put you on the 9.30....in first class...complimentary champers and a blow job from the stewardess....all for no extra charge. but you blew it and in the end find yourself cramped back in cattle class, with a warm perrier, next to a fat smelly guy that talks to much and the obligatory hostile economy class trolley dolly and still feeling lucky!!!!
#20
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by rushman
Ahhh here lies the problem.
Your obvious 'attitude' towrds the clerks at the first class desk put their noses out of joint towards your plight.
Now!! If you were as good looking and as naturally charming as myself. they would've put you on the 9.30....in first class...complimentary champers and a blow job from the stewardess....all for no extra charge. but you blew it and in the end find yourself cramped back in cattle class, with a warm perrier, next to a fat smelly guy that talks to much and the obligatory hostile economy class trolley dolly and still feeling lucky!!!!
Your obvious 'attitude' towrds the clerks at the first class desk put their noses out of joint towards your plight.
Now!! If you were as good looking and as naturally charming as myself. they would've put you on the 9.30....in first class...complimentary champers and a blow job from the stewardess....all for no extra charge. but you blew it and in the end find yourself cramped back in cattle class, with a warm perrier, next to a fat smelly guy that talks to much and the obligatory hostile economy class trolley dolly and still feeling lucky!!!!
#21
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by BigDavyG
I looked at the queue, then asked her if she was a customer service rep. She replied yes. I looked at the queue again and said "Its 10.05. I'm trying to get on the 10.30 flight. The queue is at least 30 minutes long. Do you think that you'll be able to help me by the time I get to the front of the queue ??"
She replied something along the lines of "um, err, um, err".
I then gave up - asked for her name so I could complain then asked her if she'd had a nice vacation. She looked confused, then I said, "Well I guess you're just back from vacation if you have a tan like that" and walked off.
She replied something along the lines of "um, err, um, err".
I then gave up - asked for her name so I could complain then asked her if she'd had a nice vacation. She looked confused, then I said, "Well I guess you're just back from vacation if you have a tan like that" and walked off.
In addition, insulting her only adds to the impression that customers are rude and sullen bastards who don't deserve help. She didn't know the background of the situation, that you'd been booked for a later flight.
I know that when anyone's in a hurry that it's hard to do this, but you need to explain slowly.
In addition, if I'd been desperate, I would have *asked the people in the queue* to let me go in front, if they had later flights. Explaining your situation to your fellow passengers is the best way to elicit a sympathic response.
I still don't think you'd've made the flight, but if you find yourself in this situation again, really, plead to the queue.
#22
Re: Conversation at the airport
We (me, wife, 2 toddlers) had a similar one with BA at Heathrow - we'd arrived on the overnight flight, which was late, making our connection (also BA) extremely tight. As we were landing, they announced that all transit passengers should speak to a rep at the transit desk before proceeding to their gates. So we stood in line with everybody else, and 20 minutes later were told we'd missed the flight and had been booked on one out of Gatwick later that day. Transfer to Gatwick was to be for our account. AS were were arguing the toss on that, an announcement came over "Would Mr and Mrs Yorkie travelling to Teesside please proceed to the gate furthest away from where they're standing now where their flight is waiting to depart" So we looked over at the queues waiting to go through transit security, and realised we had no chance.
So we asked for help from the Customer Service agent.
"sorry, no can do - increased security due to terrorrism - surely you understand?".
"Err, no. I don't want to skip security, I jsut want assistance to get to the front of the line with my wife and toddlers so we can get to the BA plane that is being delayed to wait for us because we are late due to a delay on a previous BA flight. Surely YOU understand."
"Sorry sir, please move aside and join the queue like everyone else...."
So we joined the line and of course got to the gate just in time to see the plane pushing back......So back to the transit lounge to speak to the same dizzy cow again who again started on the "you'll have to get to gatwick yourself routine" At which point I blew my top, manager comes over, and we end up getting a BA limo over to Gatwick....and nearly missed that flight as well because the limo driver was late!!!
So we asked for help from the Customer Service agent.
"sorry, no can do - increased security due to terrorrism - surely you understand?".
"Err, no. I don't want to skip security, I jsut want assistance to get to the front of the line with my wife and toddlers so we can get to the BA plane that is being delayed to wait for us because we are late due to a delay on a previous BA flight. Surely YOU understand."
"Sorry sir, please move aside and join the queue like everyone else...."
So we joined the line and of course got to the gate just in time to see the plane pushing back......So back to the transit lounge to speak to the same dizzy cow again who again started on the "you'll have to get to gatwick yourself routine" At which point I blew my top, manager comes over, and we end up getting a BA limo over to Gatwick....and nearly missed that flight as well because the limo driver was late!!!
#23
Re: Conversation at the airport
Ps - sympathise with your situation, but did you really expect common sense to be applied? I think some of these idiots have it surgically removed first day on the job.............
#24
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Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by BigDavyG
Thank you
I didn't think i was being unreasonable
I didn't think i was being unreasonable
On the positive side, it's raining so heavy in NB at the moment that you're not missing much - and Mammoth is going to get so much snow during the week that it'll be worth the hassle!!
#25
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad
So we asked for help from the Customer Service agent.
"sorry, no can do - increased security due to terrorrism - surely you understand?".
"sorry, no can do - increased security due to terrorrism - surely you understand?".
#26
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by snowbunny
What I don't get is why there's no one from security to radio the airline desk that you're stuck in a queue and not just boozing in a bar.
#27
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Re: Conversation at the airport
I am sick of people saying that passengers need to behave politely and keep their cool when dealing with these twats at airports.
THEY need to realise you've been stuck on a plane for the last 9 hours in a seat just about f**king big enough for Thumbalina, next to some stupid teenage sceptic asking you if you've ever met the Queen or his dads mate that lives somewhere in Oxford. Watching a movie 5 times because there's FA else to do and in a vain attempt to stop the bloody kid talking to you, ended up skint at $4 a drink to get yourself into a drunken stupor to numb the pain of the kids stupid questions. You've had to endure a screaming baby that just won't shut up right behind you (usually this baby is MINE and I have the added stress of pretending it's someone else's and pretending to not know the mother), a trolley dolly that thinks she's a walking breathalyser having the audacity to tell me when SHE thinks I've had enough to drink.
Stupid Airlines!!!!!
THEY need to realise you've been stuck on a plane for the last 9 hours in a seat just about f**king big enough for Thumbalina, next to some stupid teenage sceptic asking you if you've ever met the Queen or his dads mate that lives somewhere in Oxford. Watching a movie 5 times because there's FA else to do and in a vain attempt to stop the bloody kid talking to you, ended up skint at $4 a drink to get yourself into a drunken stupor to numb the pain of the kids stupid questions. You've had to endure a screaming baby that just won't shut up right behind you (usually this baby is MINE and I have the added stress of pretending it's someone else's and pretending to not know the mother), a trolley dolly that thinks she's a walking breathalyser having the audacity to tell me when SHE thinks I've had enough to drink.
Stupid Airlines!!!!!
#28
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by britontour
I don't know how airports work but I'm guessing the security as they pretty much said is "Not my problem mate!" they have no responsibilities to the airlines, what he could have tried was to use the first class security area which I've pulled off in Chicago but I'm sure they wouldn't be so accommodating in the UK.
I honestly do not believe for one minute that the increase in hassle and bureaucracy in stateside airport security has made a difference, and I have seen where it actually inserted more danger and insecurity. All of the money and the inconvenience and I do not feel any safer flying today than pre-9/11.
The airports could help, I suppose, if they gave you a walkie-talkie at checkin at the front desk, that could reach the gate, or bloody hell, a phone number if your mobile was working.
#29
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by rushman
a trolley dolly that thinks she's a walking breathalyser having the audacity to tell me when SHE thinks I've had enough to drink.
Stupid Airlines!!!!!
Stupid Airlines!!!!!
I can't ever drink on flights just incase the urge to blow chunks comes over me and I can't get into the loo! (throwing up in a paper bag on your lap is just so un-ladylike ) I'm a light wait anyway, one glass of wine and I'm giggling like a school girl. I also get air sick so I always have to take dramamine before I fly, another reason a drink wouldn't be a good idea for me.
#30
Re: Conversation at the airport
Originally Posted by rushman
I am sick of people saying that passengers need to behave politely and keep their cool when dealing with these twats at airports.
THEY need to realise you've been stuck on a plane for the last 9 hours in a seat just about f**king big enough for Thumbalina, next to some stupid teenage sceptic asking you if you've ever met the Queen or his dads mate that lives somewhere in Oxford. Watching a movie 5 times because there's FA else to do and in a vain attempt to stop the bloody kid talking to you, ended up skint at $4 a drink to get yourself into a drunken stupor to numb the pain of the kids stupid questions. You've had to endure a screaming baby that just won't shut up right behind you (usually this baby is MINE and I have the added stress of pretending it's someone else's and pretending to not know the mother), a trolley dolly that thinks she's a walking breathalyser having the audacity to tell me when SHE thinks I've had enough to drink.
Stupid Airlines!!!!!
THEY need to realise you've been stuck on a plane for the last 9 hours in a seat just about f**king big enough for Thumbalina, next to some stupid teenage sceptic asking you if you've ever met the Queen or his dads mate that lives somewhere in Oxford. Watching a movie 5 times because there's FA else to do and in a vain attempt to stop the bloody kid talking to you, ended up skint at $4 a drink to get yourself into a drunken stupor to numb the pain of the kids stupid questions. You've had to endure a screaming baby that just won't shut up right behind you (usually this baby is MINE and I have the added stress of pretending it's someone else's and pretending to not know the mother), a trolley dolly that thinks she's a walking breathalyser having the audacity to tell me when SHE thinks I've had enough to drink.
Stupid Airlines!!!!!